Follow Me Into The Dark

writing is hard but coming up with a cunty title and catchy summary will slay even god's strongest soldier

Elves yawn like snakes. Pass it on…

This is Legolas and Thranduil and if I have the ability to animate I would make a drawn version of this

There has been not enough Boromir content on here lately but it is still true

when the fic is so good you need to exit out of the browser app and scroll on tumblr for a few minutes to process what you’re reading

Have you ever tried to pick up a feral kitten? I’ve seen what happens to peoples hands, arms and faces. I imagine it’s very similar to what would happen if you tried to pick this little shite up

He looks like a little kitty. 🤏

Is this just two New Zealand children?

The Hobbit: An Unexpected Real-Time Fandub | TRAILER

Eeeeghhh 😬 who would have thought it, my mental health I’ve been neglecting finally caught up with me.

Guess who is taking a mental health day tomorrow and staying in bed?

Basalt is the prettiest rock

Hey, come here.. let me tell you something..

Dwobbit Frodo loves his Aunt Dis.

Frodo might be a tornado with a sword but he’s also rather sensitive by dwarven standards and while Dis is as tough as a steel capped boot she’s also a dame and a mother and loves her sulky, sensitive little nephew.

Frodo: *storming into Dis’s Chambers* I’ve had enough! I just can’t!

Dis: *looking up from a length of chain she was closing* Oh?

Frodo: *Standing there with his hands balled in his shirt lip quivering* they make fun of me! Even- even when I beat them! Even when I train harder and fight better

Dis: *standing and bonking her head against her nephew with a chuckle* that’s called jealousy dear one.

Frodo: they aren’t jealous of me! They said I’m a cry baby

Dis: a cry baby hmm? Sounds like a peddle a used to know

Frodo: Dwarves don’t cry..

Dis: ah but this one did, all the time, even now I think he weeps when no one is looking for he has a lot to cry about

Frodo: who?

Dis: Thorin

Frodo: WHAT!? âdâ doesn’t…what?

Dis: yup! Your father was a the biggest cry baby of them all even at your age!

Frodo: *stunned*

Dis: I’m pretty sure that’s why he sulks when he’s upset because if he spoke loudly his voice would crack…

Frodo: *wipes his eyes and laughs* that’s horrible!

Dis: just.. don’t tell him I told you or there will be a royal funeral

Frodo: for who?

Dis: who ever loses the death match your âdâ would challenge me to for telling his son he has emotions other then angry and hungry

Frodo: *well and truly cheered up* Thanks zâmar *bumps heads with her lightly and runs off to go back to his training*

Dis: *watching that that little mop of black hair disappear out her door* Mahal.. Frerin would have loved that boy