My Husband Just Said “I Know Nothing About Frodo Except That He Likes Applies”

My husband just said “I know nothing about Frodo except that he likes applies”

Frodo: 🐴

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1 month ago

Add this to the list of shit I need to draw

Dwalin finding out that Thorin - his best and oldest friend, his king who he would faithfully follow anywhere - is in love with this small ugly bitchy little creature that hasn't stopped complaining since they left the shire and immediately falling to his knees in agony

2 months ago

Just singed all the hair off my right hand at the forge. Nothing like basically casting fireball yourself 30 minutes before lunch

I smell like burnt hair 😭 I’m just lucky it wasn’t my eye brows

(I also got a splinter under my nail while I was shaping a disk. The smithy is trying to kill me, I don’t know what god I angered but I would like to formally apologize)

1 month ago

I had very light blonde hair when I was wee. I filled in my eyebrows with my mums make up and I thought it looked like Thranduil. I cried so hard I threw up.


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2 months ago

A little slice of a fic im working on

Post the Battle. It’s a nobody dies/everyone lives, Dw I wouldn’t hurt you all like that.

“How are you feeling, my boy?” Bilbo asked after a drawn out pause.

“Fucking terrible,” Kili groaned, his voice labored and raspy as though he wasn’t getting quit enough air, “Like I've been run over by an oliphant.”

“I'll bet… oh my bravest boys,” Bilbo heaved himself onto the bed edge and wrapped his arms around the raven-haired Durin son, “I was so scared. I thought I had lost all of you. Please don't ever scare me like this again. My heart can't take it, Kili, it really can't.” He wept.

Kili did his best to hug the hobbit to his side, his bruised fingers curling against the back of bilbos coat, the dwarfs somber expression made him look so much like his uncle that Bilbos' heart clenched painfully, and he hiccuped, holding the boy's bruised face in his hands “I am so proud of you” he kissed Kilis forehead.

Kili bumped his forehead against Bilbo’s in response, and they held there, sharing breath for a moment, eyes closed before Bilbo pulled away, gently pushing the boy's hair back out of his face. When Kili's eyes finally opened, they were glassy with tears.

“Please rest, my brave boys.” He reached down and pushed the hair out of Fili's sleeping face. They both suddenly looked so small in his eyes, so wounded and afraid.. it aches Bilbos heart, made his throat painful and tight and his eyes sting.

Kili sunk into the bed with a wince and rested his head against his brothers. Bilbo helped cover them up to their chests with a heavy fur blanket and kissed them again on the forehead, vowing to return as soon as they asked. Kili nodded, closing his eyes


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1 month ago
I Gaslight Myself Into Thinking I’m Not Improving But Like.. That’s About Two And A Half Years Difference
I Gaslight Myself Into Thinking I’m Not Improving But Like.. That’s About Two And A Half Years Difference

I gaslight myself into thinking I’m not improving but like.. that’s about two and a half years difference so…

It might be slow but it’s definitely getting there 👍🏼


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1 month ago

As everyone knows everyone in the fellowship of the rings is indeed transgender

(reblog this poll plllllssssssss 🥹)

1 month ago

🥺

adoptive family bagginshield + Frodo only for the first month or so both Thorin and Frodo go to Bilbo separately like "I don't think he likes me :("

2 months ago
Dwarf.

Dwarf.

When you can't decide whether you're more of a Mirkwood Elf or a High Elf of Lothlórien...

When You Can't Decide Whether You're More Of A Mirkwood Elf Or A High Elf Of Lothlórien...
1 month ago
If There’s One Thing That Motivates Me To Draw It’s My Dumb Ass Art From Two/three Years Ago.

If there’s one thing that motivates me to draw it’s my dumb ass art from two/three years ago.

I really thought I ate with that first one.


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1 month ago

Thorin carving wooden toys and Bilbo painting them and they give them out to all the children that migrate to Erebor with their families:

There isn’t actually as much to do as one would think. Winter settled in hard and fast and with heat restored and water running there wasn’t much that could be done by Bilbo or Thorin personally as much as it drove them both crazy.

One night by the fire Thorin eyes up a small chunk of fire wood, grabbing it and taking a leather roll from inside a drawer of his writing desk containing some knives and files. He starts to whittle away at the wood. Bilbo grimaces at the mess it’s making but suddenly all those shavings bring something to mind

After the last snow of the season has passed families will be arriving in Erebor. Many of whom had to leave most of their belongings behind and many of those families will have children who will be scared and exhausted and missing their old homes not yet understanding what a haven Erebor is.

“Say… how many of those do you think you could make in a day” Bilbo hummed thoughtful


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