About To Go Fishing, Found My Mums Old Tackle Box.

I love when people throw Thorin’s nonexistent (in the movies) sister into the mix so I am also doing that and in my heart they’re twins and she’s a huge MENACE

If you saw me post this to my spn blog first by accident no you didn’t

The hobbit fandom is so beautiful:

Oh this character has a physical disability, lets come up with 50 ways that their community will rally around them in a series universe accurate care methods to make their life easier.

Oh this character has brain damage of a learning disability? They are treated with the same level of respect and understanding as everyone else and what ever they are able to contribute from creating things to simply being present with their friends and family is enough

Oh this character is gender queer? Screw it let’s take the entire fandom and just remove gender constructs as we know them from several races. Making any sexism or homophobia seem as truly strange and off putting as it is not normal in these societies.

The hobbit fandom is based as fuck

The fact that he would have been raised with fili and kili there constantly dragging him away on misadventures would have shaped him into a full blown menace, a fourth headache for Bilbo to run around after.

More Dwobbit Frodo concept art! I literally cant stop drawing him someone please send help 😭 I really missed this style after mostly drawing fully rendered art on digital, smooth lineart forever in my heart. Drawing this guy makes my style so inconsistent its wild lmfao. If you guys have any ideas or headcannons feel free to share them!

The last three were ideas given to me on discord by @belalubroski and @shujinkomononobe !

Bilbo Baggins may be Barrel rider

But I am simply ‘Barrel survivor’

I can not stress that enough that when I was a wee lad I was almost killed by a barrel. I have beef with barrels. Man fuck barrels dude

Day 2100 of being ID’d trying to buy wine because I guess even though I have crows feet and bags under my eyes large enough to fit bowling balls, wrinkles between my eyebrows and on my forehead and smile lines I am still some how a child who can not buy wine. The legal age to buy it is 18 in my country.

I had someone ask me last night at the party if I was in my teens.-I had just gotten off work. My eye is twitching thinking about it!

God I wish I had so much sparkle and energy as a teen, I mean it was nervous energy and the sparkle of someone going insane but still… sparkle and energy

I feel so tired and sore all the time, I was sitting in the most comfortable chair in the whole house last night and the weather changed so my knees started hurting.

Good grief

(Also someone asked me ‘how was the world 100 years ago’ and I said ‘soup and racism haven’t really changed as much as you’d think’ so that was random)

Something AI artists don’t understand is there is no beauty without growth.

Mountains aren’t beautiful before they’re big rocks

They’re beautiful because we know they are ever growing every changing monuments to the passage of time. The fact that at one point these massive things were not there is where the magic lives

Trees aren’t beautiful because they’re green

They’re beautiful because an acorn turned into a tree a few hundred years ago and now it’s here, ever growing larger and older and wiser.

The sky is not beautiful before it’s blue

It’s beautiful before it will never look like it does right now ever again, because every single sun set is different. Before no two clouds are the same.

Growth and change are art. You are art.

I’m going to the market :D the creek looks pretty this morning

Bilbo: *staring hard between Thorin and Kili*

Bilbo: *realizing they have the exact same number of brain cells* oh no.. He’s stupid

Thorin: what?

Bilbo: What??

Belladonna: 🥹🥰👍🏻👍🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💐🌺🌸🌹🌷

Bungo:

I JUST SAW SUCH A GREAT IDEA FOR A FIC

SO ahem

Bilbo's parents are still alive and everything is fine until he decides to go on an adventure with the dwarves. And from Belladonna and Bungo's point of view, their Bilbo, their child who wanted nothing but solitude and peace, sends them a letter in which he says that HE IS NOW MARRIED TO A DWARF - THE KING UNDER THE MOUNTAIN and invites them to visit🤗

Is that.. baby Frodo? Prehaps kekeke

Nothing like your dead husband and nephews showing up at your front door to really stir up a quiet Tuesday night