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Boromir and Thorin catching strays every ten minutes on Ao3

the fact that I’ve actually had this happen multiple times when I’ve entered a new fandom is hilarious like what do you MEAN

Day 22 - Gender

"It's obvious enough," Dis said with a raised eyebrow. "Though I'm not sure why you care."

"I..." Bilbo sat back, nonplussed. "Well, I don't want to offend anyone, surely that's clear enough. In the Shire..." Dis' bark of laughter cut him off.

"You aren't in the Shire, my soon-to-be Lord Consort," she snorted. "And you'll annoy far more people trying to figure out what's in their pants than not in a dwarven kingdom, not that it's any big secret. Look," she sighed, "if you use 'he' for everyone, it's fine; Khuzdul doesn't have all that nonsense that Sindarin and the Southron tongues do where words shift around, so that's how we use Westron as well. There's two 'genders' here, as you call it; dwarf and non-dwarf." She grinned. "Though you yourself are a bit of a crossed category on the last one, mind."

The company: So what's for dinner?

Bombur: I can't tell you, it's a soup-prise!

The company: ...

Gloin: Is it soup?

Bombur: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Dwalin: Please, enough with the soup puns!

Bombur: Wow, you're soup-per mean

Thorin: STOP

*one hour later*

The company: It's fucking roast beef?!?!?!?

I can’t just go around telling you guys my real whole name.

But god it’s so crazy. I wanna spill the beans but I can’t 😭😭😭😭 me and my three full biological siblings have crazy ass names

We all have the same 5 names to 10 syllables ratio, they all denote exactly who we are as people and they’re just insane.

If I was laying, mortally wounded on the battle field- would you take up my sword and defend me as I took my final breath?

Didn’t think so. Get out of my face.

I’d turn the other cheek but I’ve already used three and I’m saving the fourth for a special occasion

Imagine if Dori and Nori were both dwarrowdames the whole time and they were just there to look after their shit ass nerd little brother.

As much as I want to believe Thorin and Bilbo are good dads they definitely forget to pick Frodo up frequently from school.

There is no frustration like sawing a highly conductive metal and having it basically turn into glue as the friction heat softens it, trapping your LAST saw blade.

Dude I just wanna make my fork.

Have you ever tried to pick up a feral kitten? I’ve seen what happens to peoples hands, arms and faces. I imagine it’s very similar to what would happen if you tried to pick this little shite up

He looks like a little kitty. 🤏