I Want To Smoke Crack With Her

This will never not be funny to me.

oh snap

still trying to figure out how i wanna draw argos

some head cannons

-most of the skies in the void are pitch-black both day and night, with very few having more "traditional" skies in them, but even then the skies don't follow the same logic our skies do

-Argos is semi well-known in most voids due to the various jobs he takes up, but mainly because he works for the welcoming committee

-Argos is considered creepy by both human and void resident standards

-Mr. Plant grew up in the void equivalent of the foster care system

-the petals on Mr plant's head curl up whenever he sleeps, and occasionally wilt and re-grow like regular flowers

me when a mutual interacts with me

Are you trapped on tumblr right now?

Is there something you planned to do before you got trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Are you yelling at yourself to get up and do the thing, but you can’t, because you’re trapped in the endless tumblr scroll?

Consider this your save point.

Put tumblr down, stand up, stretch, and go do the thing you planned to do. Future you will be incredibly grateful.

Happy anniversary, Stonewall riots! Stay revolutionary!

I need headcannons for Ninjago: Masters of Spinjitzu: Prime Empire!!

(TW: Su1cide)

I have a character that I will absolutely torment and tease so much and it’s literally me just looking and named different. They are so caught up in their oblivious love they don’t notice Jay likes him too, even if a small amount he doesn’t notice either. JAY AND NYA NEVER BECAME YING/YANG IN THIS. When they do? Kervin, oh poor Kervin is just about ready to kill himself. But anyway. I need headcannons for what will happen in Prime Empire, because Kervin goes into the game with Jay at the beginning.

here are some of mine

and yes these canons will apply to a book I’m writing okay??

Headcannons time!!::

Kervin (OC) and Jay share an apartment together (bunk beds, same room and everything. One bedroom, one kitchen, one bath and a single TV lol. It’s surprisingly clean for how cheap it was.)

Kervin and Jay grow their friendship immensely. Kervin really gets to see why he likes Jay so much.

A week in the game city (I forgot what it was called don’t come after me lol /joke) is a day in Ninjago cuz I just love time differences/skips

Kervin starts accidentally showing feelings but quickly covers them up. But Jay noticed some ;)

Jay will be smarter cuz they made him a stupid lil virgin once they changed character designs.

I also need some for other seasons but I haven’t gotten that far lol. I was watching Prime Empire today and It occurred to me I should make a fan-fiction so these are the ones I’m comfortable posting. Please give me some more headcannons too!

He misses his wife

Ok I will use correct grammar, this is a growing problem. But when I say no politics, I mean no fucking politics. Yes, I know the people in Gaza are suffering, I know they have it worse than I do. I'm sorry, I really am. But I will just say this flatly.

I do not have money to spare.

And I cannot share.

I know you need money, but I'm not the person to look too.

It literally says NO FUCKING POLITICS. I'm not dealing with Gaza, I know they have it worse than I do, but I do not have money to spare.

And if it says No politics here, it means it for all. My. Alt. Accounts.

One account has bugged three of mine. Sir, I know you and your family need money, but I do not have money. I do not want to share either because this account has no politics. I include Gaza with politics.