Skinny Angel.. Idk I’m Neither Of Those

Anxiety be like:

Me: *lower back hurts*

Me: *looks up symptoms*

WebMD: u got sum spine cancer. Btw u boutta die lmao

Me: ok gr8 thx

listen i understand not liking pregnancy in general for trigger reasons but if you are legit only disgusted by male pregnancy, period, you're..... transphobic lmao

Cowards won’t Reblog

so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god

I will walk to Nickelodeon studios and break their *dolphin noise* kneecaps

Sorry if I sound super fucking insensitive but did Nickelodeon really wait until an acceptable enough time has passed since Stephen Hillenburg’s death to green light Spongebob spinoffs

Welp.

I can officially add ‘accidentally smacked a kid because he startled me’ on my list of things that I have achieved.

Someone's trying to follow me and my mom home, Jesus Christ this is terrifying

This needs to be shown to eVERYONE IN THE WORLD BC ITS TRUE