Kevjean…?

Kevin, leaning over Seth’s coffin: how could you do this to us, we’re so short staffed.

Natasha Romanov is a horrible clothes stealer, she steals the clothes pretends she doesn’t but she does

(This was written by either Tony or Clint after like 36 hours of no sleep)

Do y’all ever wonder if Kevin wore spray tan for press and stuff while he was in the nest so that it didn’t look like he spent all his time underground??

Frank castle adopting/saving dogs and then acting like they’re his kids.

He reads them kids books and talks about them like they’re human.

Frank: “I need to get home, Lisa wanted me to get her peanut butter” “jr and I are going hiking next week, I need a tent” etc

everyone is really confused cause: “Isn’t his entire thing avenging his kids, aren’t they dead???”

The only people who know they’re dogs are the people at the store he gets dog food from

Natasha Romanov standing/sitting/lounging on people’s shoulders like a bird or cat

Andrew Minyard is an Ethel Cain variant

i want to- *remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health* kill someone else

Outsider pov fics are so underrated

When is Jean Moreau’s birthday?????

Happy birthday Kevin!!

I wonder sometimes if you had a mantra like Jean’s “I will endure…” or were you in the nest so long that you convinced yourself it was normal.