I THOUGHT THE MYSTERY SPOT EPISODE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY. THAT WAS HORRIFYING.

"But Fingon could not release the hell-wrought bond upon his carpal pad, nor sever it, nor draw it from the stone. Again therefore in his pain Maedhros begged that he would slay him; but Fingon cut off his paw above the carpal pad, and Thorondor bore them back to Mithrim."

– Of the Return of the Noldor, The Silmeowrillion

Y'all, stop making Dick speak Romanian in your fanfiction. He's Romani, not Romanian, and each have separate languages.

Yeah, I was confused about that once. When I was 10.

ohhh… you guys are like… STUPID stupid

"I mean, how important is lipstick to you, Dean?"

I'm leaving

Green Lantern: You know, most Superheroes are cornered into the job by moral obligations because of how powerful they are, but... aren't you just like, a normal guy? Do you ever wonder what your life would be like if you gave up the vigilante life to just take it easy?

Batman: Well--

Nightwing, suddenly vaulting into the conversation from across the room: No, no, NO, the last time we pretended to be a normal family for an hour, we played Trivial Pursuit and it ended with an arrow through the living room TV. None of us even fight with arrows. We're freaks that need to fight crime, don't take that away from us.

He srsly has such a victim mindset sometimes, and no one ever talks about it

Bruce: My gray hairs are coming in.. maybe I should dye it-

Jason: I DIED ONCE

Bruce: …

Jason: IT WAS TRAUMATIZING

Bruce: Yes, it was for all of us

Jason: but not more traumatizing than for me I’m the one that DIED!! I DIED BRUCE!!

Thank you Pinterest for this gift of a picture, I had to draw it it’s so cute even if it’s rushed as hell. I unfortunately don’t know who the original cosplayers are but kudos to you bc that picture is so god damn cute

made this with tears still drying on my face