Kirishima: I just want to be alone and sleep.
Bakugou: Let me go to my room then.
Kirishima: No *hides his face in he's neck*, throwing you out would not be manly.
Krishima: who was your gay awakening? mine was crimson riot. i would do anything to suck his dick.
Bakugou: you were my gay awakening.
Krishima: ... well now i just feel bad :(
bakugou: You're such a dork, kirishima. You know that? Total loser.
kirishima: Then let go of my hand.
bakugou: *gripping it tighter* no.
Bakugou: hey, shitty hair, did ya know i can fit the whole world in my hands?
Kirishima: how could you poss–
Bakugou: *cups Eijiro's face*
Kirishima: *tearing up* o-oh
aaaaaw thankssss <<<<333
Bakugo: so you're telling me that you bought barbie tickets because they remind you of me
Kirishima: *nods*
Bakugo: but hasn't it occurred to you to think of me with the movie that has explosions and is about atomic bombs?
Kirishima: *denies*
….
Kirishima: I just wanted to be your Ken
omg hshshshs WHAT A NICE MENTAL IMAGE <333
Bakugo: Hey guys. Sorry, i'm late. I was busy, doing...things.
Kirishima, disheveled: I TRIED TO KISS HIM AND HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!
KAJS OMG YES, and the bakusquad are looking them
kirishima: blasty, pay this for me, please?
bakugo: sure
mina: he can’t just pay for you!
bakugo: why not!? i’m his husband i get him everything he likes!
mina: we’re playing monopoly!
Kirishima: Blasty, you’re like an angel with no wings.
Bakugou: so like a person.
Kirishima: *trying to flirt* So you come here often?
Bakugou:
Bakugou: You just walked into my room.
Bakugou: i like the strong but silent type
Kirishima: *silently attempting to lift a table*
Bakugou: my cold, dark heart has no affection for anyone
Kirishima: *sneezes*
Bakugou: what's wrong? are you sick? where's your jacket? it's because you went jogging in the cold again didn't you? here, i'll make you some soup.