Boone:*sighing before turning to Javi* wanna make out?
Javi:*a bisexual disaster* yep!
saw twisters this week
Guys, what do you do when your great grandma's ask you to clean her house, Then all of a sudden she's showing you her fancy party purses and asking yoi which ones you want when she dies.....
Ocean: Jingle bells, jingle bells, my mother doesn’t love me!
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Ocean: HEY! HEY! STOP IT! NO SEX ON THE B U S!!!
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Constance: Carpenters are people who work with wood and make stuff with wood
Noel: *turns to Mischa* See, they don’t make carpets!
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Ocean: Dobby is a free elf!
Noel: Dobby is a dead elf.
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Mischa: DRINK THE WATER. IF DEHYDRATION DOESN’T KILL YOU, I WILL WITH MY BARE HANDS
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Penny: I bit Ocean!
Ocean: OWWWWWW!!!!
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Mischa: Isn’t mozzarella a type of sauce?
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Ocean: DON’T BREAK THE CEILING
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Noel: The ten deadly sins: Sloth, Greed, Pride, Envy, Lust, Gluttony, Wrath, Macbeth, Ocean, and Father Marcus
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Noel: Ocean do you have a boyfriend?
Ocean: No
Noel: *laughs*
Ocean: Do YOU have a boyfriend Noel? Do you have a DAD Noel?
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Penny: Daveed Diggs was our third president
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Noel: You’ve heard worse
Mischa: I’ve said worse
dagger version of this post!! olympic au!!🥇
tried to match their characters/body types to appropriate sports <33
rooster as a fencer, hangman as an equestrian, coyote and hondo as track&field (sprinter and shot put), phoenix and bob as shooters, fanboy as a skateboarder, and payback as a judoka!
in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie
Vance has autism/bpd and gets insecure that Bruce will leave him for a safer choice/pretty girl
If this isn't the truth 😔
straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *gnc demon* *the demons diamond block boyfriend* *nonbinary valorant player* *gay catboy* *cottagecore bitch* *lemon person in love with a creeper* *egg*
Bro I’d give Art the Clown a kiss on the forehead if he wanted it.
Byergrove shippers usually have Joyce become Billy’s mother figure.
Mungrove shippers usually have Wayne become his father figure.
Steve bringing a him a bunch of children to adore.
Argyle would give him a bunch of auntie/uncles and grandparents who try and stuff him with food every time he comes by.
So I would like to propose Stoner Polycule where Billy has a whole family unit plus siblings (Will, Max, El) and four amazing boyfriends who have to share him with
1. Wayne because “no the boy’s going fishing with me, Eddie, since you refuse to”
2. Joyce because “Billy is going shopping with me, Johnathan, he can’t go on a date right now, go with one of the others”
3. The kids because “Billy said he’d help us paint our D&D figures, you can’t take him!”
“Yeah, he’s helping me with homework too, I’m gonna fail English and not like you can help, Steve”
4. Aunties/Uncle and grandparents because “oh he’s much too thin, Argyle, don’t you feed him??? Poor thing, come with abuelita, I have something tasty for you, chico sol.”
And Bonus they also have to deal with Billy’s and their own friends stealing him too:
5. Gareth: “What? No, Billy can’t come to the phone, he’s tearing up my drum set…No, Eddie, you skipped out on practice to go suck face with Jonathan Byers, we’re keeping him.”
Jeff: “Dude he knows guitar too, where did you find this guy?!”
Frank: “If he can sing too, you’re getting replaced, face sucker.”
6. Chrissy: “wait what??? Noooo, Steveeee, you can’t take Billy out Saturday, he promised to do my hair for my date with Heather!”
7. Heather: “Yeah, no, Fridays is girls night…I don’t care if he’s a guy, he’s one of the girls, Jonathan! Why are you ever speaking to me? Ew.”
8. Patrick: “Ooooh…Yeah no. That won’t work. Billy and I do our fortnightly junkyard smashing Tuesday…Yeah, no, you can’t come. You have to wait till we’re done if you wanna take him to the movies. Wait, who even are you…? Argyle? Uh, okay.”
9. Robin: “You always hang out with Billy! I wanna hang out with Billy too! He taught me how to make my girlfriend happy scream, Steve, he’s a magician.”
10. Nancy: “No. We’re busy. Take it up with department, Jonathan.”
Max: “Yeah, Jonathan.”
Jonathan: “Why do you hate me??”
Max: “You know what you did, brother snatcher.”
Jonathan: “There are fOUR OF US???? Why do you dislike me specifically????”
Max: “Well, Steve’s not here, so I can only really bully you.”
Nancy: “She’s right, you’re a Steve replacement.”
Jonathan: “Well Steve and I are gonna kiss your brother with tongue.”
Max: “Gross!”
Jonathan: “Then I’m going to kiss your ex with that same tongue!”
Nancy: “Jonathan, oh my god, don’t be gross.”
The boys love each other but they would like to have ONE DAY WITH THEIR BLOND BOYFRIEND THANKS
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