I LUV Red Dwarf :3 💞

did i stay up until 4am to finish this. yes i did. but yk what. sometimes the things that take all night to do are the things that are rlly worth it...........

Wimdy

Had a dream that Blitzø was elected as Hell's hottest man of the year because nearly being executed on line TV is hot.

Everyone was excited for him, and Blitzø was sent a questionnaire to fill out for his feature in the magazine.

For every single question, he kept leaning over to Stolas working the reception desk and being all "PSSST! What'd you get for number 4???" Like he was trying to cheat on a math test.

Stolas kept trying to redirect and be like, "Well, don't you take your coffee like-" until Blitzø was all, "No, I'm trying to figure out what YOU would answer." To which Stolas was trying to say it didn't matter, only for Blitzø to jump in being all cute and saying it absolutely did matter, because it mattered to him and he liked knowing these things about Stolas.

Cut to a week later when the interview was printed, and Stolas realized very quickly that his answers had been printed instead of Blitzø's. When he started talking about correcting the mistake, however, Blitzø was just like "No, no, no, there's no mistake. They asked for the answers of the hottest man in Hell, and I gave them exactly that."

Fr tho 😭

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I want chimpken nuggies

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Non binary gender envy should be called being enbious

Star Trek isn't even the horniest TV show because Red Dwarf exists

hey! *knocks on your window at 2am, waking you up from a peaceful sleep* hello! *knockknockknock* can I-*slides open your window* have you seen don't hug me I'm scared? doesn't matter, hold on, *contorts my body ungracefully through your window, smacking my head on the frame, lands in a heap on your bedroom floor* everyone talks about--stop yelling, its okay, I go here---how many easter eggs the show has, and the complex "behind-the-scenes" lore *I am now sitting criss-cross applesauce* and how its a metaphor for xyz blah blah blah and that's fine, they're not WRONG, it's just *I pull out a container of hubby bubba bubble gum, cut myself an egregiously long strip, and begin chewing* what about the AUTISM. no one talks, genuinely, about how its so autistic, aside from the "me and the bad bitch I pulled by being autistic" memes. What about yellow guy trying constantly to conform to a society with rules and norms that are contradictory and confusing? what about red guy being awkward and outcast from his family because he acted strange in family gatherings? what about the "lessons" yellow guy has to learn being basically ABA? what about every episode ending in a horrifically overwhelming way reflective of a sensory overload/meltdown? what about--

girl you've been running through my mind all day

She’s so graceful