@hal8001 Dachshund. I mean apparently dogs look like their owners and both dachshunds and f1 drivers are short so
That being said aaron judge is 6’7 and has dachshunds so the theory is falling apart at the seams
air jail for nino
I saw already don’t you worry🥰
my body had a reaction this is so attractive for no reason
TOMORROW IS SENGA BUMP DAY‼️‼️‼️
THIS IS NOT A DRILL🔨
whomstever the fuck sent brett baty down i hope your every sandwich is wet until you call him back up again
liking one (1) f1 post and now my feed is entirely images of max verstappen looking like a little fish boy
nothing knocks you down a few pegs like accidentally getting something on your hand and then touching your face by accident
like wdym i have to go clean toothpaste off my forehead? that is utter failure. i might as well starve. i am an inferior human and of no use to the species. fuckin minty fresh forehead ass bitch
I would have crashed out
I had like the exact opposite dream last night lol where the grid was doing some weird grill the grid thing (so one by one) in a kitchen and lance grabbed like 10 straws from a container and was like “i’m gonna take all these straws, nobody can tell me what to do hehehe” and then very quietly he added “except fernando. he’s bossy, that one. sometimes i let him tell me what to do” with this sheepish smile and everyone Lost Their Shit
Had a weird dream involving Lance (sort of) I was at some sort of dinner or awards ceremony type thing and Lance had been invited but couldn't make it for some reason, so the organisers hired an actor to be Lance instead. Problem was the guy they got was the complete opposite of Lance - short, scrawny, ginger & bright blue eyes AND he had no clue who Lance was and just went around acting like an entitled prick using the occasion to drink as much expensive wine as possible 😭
they/them | dog sports | baseball (nym/nyy) | F1 (mclaren/amr) | whoops i became a lance stroll stan acct
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