Two Dumb Bitches Telling Each Other “exaaaaactlyyyy” And Nando Is On Suicide Watch

i lied. we’re not having sex. we’re watching the entirety of the 1995 yankees-mariners alds. all 16 hours. you better be comfy

Padres fans, you better take good care of Candelita over there and here’s why:

I firmly believe Jose Iglesias was one of the guys to turn the ‘24 mets around. He’s criminally underrated (career .290 hitter like hello?) but that’s honestly the least of it. He just has so much personality in a sport that encourages players from a young age to shun personality and emotions and individualism and just play ball. And that spreads to the *whole team.* One of the reasons why the 2024 mets were so incredible and fun to watch was because the players were so much more than numbers. You’d watch Manaea on the mound and see a silly guy just throwing some baseballs and doing a damn good job of it. You’d watch a Lindor AB and see one of the most genuine, incredible, and stylish guys on the whole team RAKING. And you’d watch Iglesias hitting while singing OMG to yourself. At least, if you’re me. Point is, the 2024 mets were at their core a group of guys just having so much fun and not being afraid to show it, and Jose Iglesias led that movement. When a team appears like that to the *fans,* the team camaraderie is so incredible that they can’t help but start winning. He might not have had the most power or the best defense, but Jose Iglesias deserves to go down in Mets history as one of the greats.

Thanks for coming to my ted talk

MY WELL MISSED BLORBO JUST THREW A DELIGHTFUL INNING

Someone give him a hug for giving up the single on the ghost fork though, that’s gotta be a bit of a confidence knock

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YES i would recommend this to EVERYONE it makes stuff feel even a bit more bearable when there’s something to look forward to!!

the secret to life is always having something to look forward to

this was so silly but such a missed opportunity to ask senga. like cmon now

what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]

bo bichette can zip my zipper any day

my worst trait is referring to sports teams as 'we' like i am in any way involved at all

fun fact: it only took 3 days of mets baseball for the entire roster to get run through a carburetor

SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK🗣️🗣️🗣️

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.