Who Isn’t Honestly

i just followed myself am i allowed to do that

IM CACKLING HELP

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

NOTICE: As more and more fanfic writers are using generative AI for their works (you uncreative dweebs), I hereby swear on everything I hold dear that I have not and will NEVER use generative AI in ANY of my written work. Everything I post will be organically and creatively my own.

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

shetland sheepdog puppy

me waking up: today is so calm… ohh ahh so sleepy… maybe ill turn on the game… honk shmimimi… lazy couch bound baseball day…

baseball:

what’s the bet line on pete alonso having a walkoff hbp for the THIRD season in a row

Iconic baseball moment of 2024 when the guardians announcer said the cubs pitcher wanted to kill himself after allowing a home run

what’s the hookup???

currently putting the fluoride in the water that makes the frogs gay and also makes everyone start putting lance in their fanfictions

many people have heard the story of horatius cocles defending the bridge but what they don't often tell you is that he had to swim through a river with a spear in his ass