I've Started A Collection I Like To Call "Substances Were Consumed"

it be like dat sometimes

no bc this is so real

thank god football season is over. finally on to the next psychological torture called baseball

nasty say gex strollonso reblog if you agree

Was that really necessary Juan

Things that are not fighting for dominance: tongues

Things that are fighting for dominance: Lestappen and Charlos, for the esteemed headcanon status in my brain

The dugout rally caps never fail!!!!

himb…

today i came dangerously close to accidentally submitting this along with a lab

life is too short not to be obsessed with sports in an abnormal and unwell manner

More favourite numerical memes:

Implicit or explicit enumeration of uncountable things (example: taking inventory of the fucks which one gives)

Suggesting the divisibility of things which are not customarily thought of as able to be subdivided (example: "six whole people")

Using words that aren't numbers as numbers (example: "one William dollars")

Technically correct but contextually misleading estimates (example: looking at a group of several thousand things and observing that there are "at least three")

Incongruous qualifiers for apparently simple sums or tallies (example: she was twenty-seven years old, not counting 2014)