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maybe phillies fans would be less upset over the mets ds win if they realized grimace was simply saving the country from economic ruin

they hate to see girlbosses winning

Who knew the key to declining viewership wasn’t shit like the golden ab but instead the same thing that’s been happening behind closed doors for generations

i think the catcher should be allowed to make out with the pitcher during the mound visit. as long as they want. this would be good for morale, ratings, and the game of baseball itself

“oh I’m too old for stuffed animals” skill issue. sorry you can’t appreciate little creatures made to hang out with you, I on the other hand am full of joyous whimsy and therefore vastly superior.

"I love you bro. Say it back, say it back, say it back, say it back." [Nationals]

@hal8001

really crazy how much one (1) friend hang out can do for your mental health. do people know about this?

i’m in this picture and i don’t like it

sometimes I wonder why y'all are obsessed with specific characters and I'm like "why them" but then I remember that sometimes its literally not your choice you just look at them wrong and all of a sudden they're taking up your every thought forever

this was so silly but such a missed opportunity to ask senga. like cmon now

what's better than this, 2/3rds of the mlb scared to death of ghosts and then kiké hernandez being like i have a ghost at home, she's my best friend, and i am dtf. ok king [mlb]

Strollonso moments 2

Thumbs up + inspectors

Swapping sunglasses is a totally normal thing to do

"Okey 😀"

whatever this was

Padel date

Nando saying Lance is better at padel

Neck kiss incident

Nando pullin Lance to his side

Possessive hand

DTS evil husbands

Henry connects the dots

Nando filming Lance

Looking a little bit in love

Nando calling Lance "mi compi"

Flirting on track

Nando using Lance's song on a story

Nando wearing Lance's hoodie

Hoodie part 2: Category 5 strollonso canon event

Husbands

In their own little bubble

Fernando admiring Lance

Lance squeezing Nando's ass

Lance's monotone flirting

Japan with kids

Potent imagery

Nando softlaunching his husband

Nando hardlaunching his husband (for context; it was a rough race for Lance last weekend and Fernando is publicly showing his support for him)

Them visiting the Aston Martin home team and looking absolutely in love

Cute clip from Miami

Alternate angle

Jealous bitches

Nando try to not talk about Lance for three seconds challenge: failed

Nando checking on how Lance is doing

Lance wanting to give Nando DRS

Posting each other on instagram can be something so special

Lance on how he fell in love with racing

Nando yet again gushing over his husband

Lance getting treated like a princess

Nando congratulating Lance on his home gp

Part 1 here ->

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

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