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but mom how will other people know that you, a white Texan, are a Christian
Tall Person thoughts:
"Boy howdy, do I love reaching things."
"Gosh the weather up here sure is hotter because I am now closer to the sun!!"
"Aha! BEAR HUG!!"
"I am tall.... ladies.......... gents........... ents..."
"I LIKE basketball!"
"Ohoho ohnonono!! Let me REACH that for you!!"
"I think that now I shall put this on the Tall Shelf so when my short friend wonders why it is so tall I can shrug my shoulders, say 'Oh heck sorry it's because I'm tall.' and then reach it for them."
"Hmmm.... is this a person or an elbow rest.... doesn't matter I shall put my elbow here on its head."
"So glad that ankles showing in pants is fashionable rn...."
"Oh that dog is not so big!!! I am bigger!!!"
"I am like a friendly giant... I am Paul Bunyan NO! Tall Bunyan."
"That person is looking at me. They must be admiring my height."
*kneeling for whatever reason* "Is this what the world is like for the Little People?"
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I kind of wanna start this tradition with my family now lol
Okay in my house we have a strange tradition. My mother builds this beautiful Christmas village.
It wraps all around our house through the rooms and under the trees and itβs wonderful.
Every year she hides the Christmas Vampire
This started when I was a very small got child and spread to all of my friends, including my best friend from elementary school who I just so happened to grow up and marry. Now that we have grown up and moved nearly 600 miles away we still always go home for a week at Christmas for multiple reasons, including the Christmas Vampire.
Needless to say we still partake and things have gotten heated.
Stay tuned for the epic conclusion and to see my husband and father in Lin-Manuel Mirandaβs sooty costume when I find the Christmas Vampire First!
Happy Haunting!
Yeeeeee boi
REBLOG this to prove you are not a Muggle.
my reblog button fucked up and i almost had a heart attack
I did it in the first try.
OH YEAH