The Council (feat. Some.. Other Voices, Narry And LQ-)

dyou guys like the poettt.......

"I was sent here to slay you. I'm told you will end the world if I don't."

The Narrator:

Why are you telling her that!?

"Huh...? But... No, I save worlds. I don't end them. I'm a hero. Who told you that?"

Voice of the Prince:

Okay, so, two very different points of view here.

The Narrator:

She is lying, she has never saved a world in her life. I told you she would lie, and this is a very obvious situation to do so in.

Voice of the Prince:

If someone told me I will end the world, I'd deny it, too.

The Narrator:

Exactly. Anything to save your skin and absolve you of blame. It is the same with her. She is not going to agree.

"I would never want to end the world. I mean... I live here. And I'm not evil or anything."

Voice of the Prince:

Right, she doesn't seem evil.

The Narrator:

It is not a matter of whether or not she wants to, because she always will, if you don't slay her. She could be the most heroic woman in the world and the task would still be here.

The Narrator:

But she is not. She is willing to damn the world, and everyone in it, to oblivion for no reason. You cannot let that happen.

Abracadabra 🔥

...

Narilamb crack idea where lamb is a poor unfortunate sailor stuck on an island after a shipwreck and Narinder is the siren/seamonster circling the island attempting (unsuccessfully) to lure them into the water so he can eat them.

Over the course of time they end up bonding, and after multiple failed murder attempts on Narinder’s part he realizes that he’s stopped seriously hunting them, its more like a game between them at that point (lamb still assumes he would eat them if they fell in, though.) He eventually does catch them, but to lamb’s surprise, he lets them go.

Anyway that’s all I got for now but I am Thinking Thoughts

🦾 for any of the voices you want to ramble about

oh, well, yes!

theres, of course, Team Can't Fly

Hunted, who's wings didn't fully develop and so he's never been able to fly

Contrarian, who flew too close to the walls and got some wings torn off as punishment

and Broken, who's muscles atrophied from lack of use and now have no bone mass even if he tried to rebuild his strength.

the most-so autistic, in my headcanons, are hunted, cheated, and hero. others are on the spectrum of adhd (conty stub and smit) and add (again cheated) as well. i always have my paranoid with anxiety and my opportunist with aspd/sociopathy. oppy and broken also have ocd in my mind, of varying degrees.

i don't go into it much but i think skeptic fidgets and tics sometimes? his hands need to be busy or they'll start acting up.

i also never cleared up cheated's eternal bandages, but those cause him a lot of pain and are under constant maintenance.

oppy's got scoliosis in my head. its just real to me. he probably has to wear one of those correctors and he doesnt even dislike it because it protects him from stabs in the back.

great, you stabbed him without hearing him out. would have been great if he was actually what you were supposed to slay

(you try to leave, but the lady disappears, and you are stuck in the cabin, same as usual. you can accept that she was wrong, or you can slay yourself.)

Introducing the Spectre equivalent: The Ballad

I did it

Does anyone know of any Slay the Princess fanfics that The Narrator somehow survives and has to face The Long Quiet and The Shifting Mound? The idea has been in my head all day and I need to know if it exists.

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”

knock knock. hands u a Voice of the Paranoid and runs away

?

!

Thank you, Oddy