Okay, Just A Itty Bitty Request

Got reallllly good photos of my leshy cosplay done!

Photos by Seckora Photography

non canon thoughts (that were considered at some point)

Voices. Doodle Dump.

the shifting mound's faithful devotee

IM THINKGING MORE

YOUR DECISIONS CHANGE THE HERO. LIKE SHIFTY.

HE IS AN INDIRECT PART OF YOU. LIKE SHIFTY.

THATS WHY HE FUCKING SHOWS UP AT THE SHIFTY FIGHT. BECAUSE THATS HIM. HE'S ALREADY THERE AS THE FIRST VESSEL YOU EVER ENCOUNTERED. HE SHOWS UP LAST BECAUSE YOU MET HIM FIRST.

GUYS.

dealing with the worst case scenario

your condom breaks

you feel a lump on your breast

your friends are ignoring you

you’re stranded on an island 

you got rejected by a crush

you get into a car accident

you got stung by a bee/wasp

you got fired from your job

you’re in an earthquake

your tattoo gets infected

your house is on fire

you’re lost in the woods

you get arrested abroad

you get robbed

your partner cheated on you

you’re on a ship that’s sinking

you fall into ice

you’re stuck in an elevator

you hit a deer with your car

you have food poisoning

your pet passed away

you fall off of a horse

you or your friend has alcohol poisoning

you have toxic shock syndrome

your house has a gas leak

PLATONIC INTERPRETATIONS OF CHARACTER DYNAMICS ARENT ANY LESS VALID THAN ROMANTIC ONES PELASEE

surely someone has made this joke before. pov the voices

No one had answered this yet, so I'm saying fuck it. Give me a few days and this shit will get written.

Does anyone know of any Slay the Princess fanfics that The Narrator somehow survives and has to face The Long Quiet and The Shifting Mound? The idea has been in my head all day and I need to know if it exists.