Whole-heartedly BEGGING Writers To Unlearn Everything Schools Taught You About How Long A Paragraph Is.

honey i shrunk the birds

maybe at some point today i'll do the work im supposed to be doing

silly aftermath

So... Who let her cook?

I wanna turn her into a bird in my part. Idk I thought it'd be neat.

Save the Poet AU by @tai-janai (she's so. She's so pretty, Tai-)

too many thoughts. princess in a suit. now she is the lady in your head

bonus obligatory hero contradiction

So I've been looking at the "slay the monster" stuff and i think the stuff I've seen is neat i gotta ask. Has anyone thought about it where the goal ISN'T to slay the monster but to be a sacrificial maiden for the monster. A switching of places but not of roles.

I mainly ask this because i think it'd be very interesting to instead of the narrator painting the creature as something that deserves to be killed whose entire existence would be better off destroyed, it would be the narrator trying to show you how good it would be if you just let the monster devour you. You're a princess so obviously they wouldn't have sent you away if they COULD do something else. Look at how nice this cabin is, wouldn't it be lovely to rest here while doing a good thing. The monster while powerful and scary is gentle and will allow you to pass painlessly. Go on princess, step into the beast's maw and slip away into a deep slumber forever....

I do feel like the princess wouldn't be instigating the resets but the monster. I feel like it could play on the monster always wanting to desire something. The "cold" route (aka just doing what you're told with no hesitation) would be interesting. Imagine seeing a lady wordlessly step into your maw and allow herself to be devoured. While the stp cold route is vengeance of a killer i feel like it'd be the opposite. A curiosity the monster couldn't sate as it sat there after that odd event. They could feel time slowly pass now that they had an unanswerable question. Eventually becoming too much to bear so they die and it starts up again.

Anyways i mainly think it's interesting purely because the vibes of everything would be so different.

I did it

Does anyone know of any Slay the Princess fanfics that The Narrator somehow survives and has to face The Long Quiet and The Shifting Mound? The idea has been in my head all day and I need to know if it exists.

I'm sorry to bother you, but can we get more little drawings of your avatar. Everytime I see them on my dash my day gets a little brighter.

Oh you’re not bothering lil ol’ me! Have some Bloob doodles, they’re fresh outta the oven!

We know that the voices all love and find comfort in Hero, but other than him who do you think each of the voices find comfort in?

well, everyone's a little different.

i think, a lot of the time, they're just happy to be with someone

Hero immediately started screaming after that last panel.

Those rafters won’t keep them safe forever~