I Dont “write”, I Put My Blorbos In A Pan At Medium Heat With Olive Oil Garlic And Onion And Stirfry

You're a Deltarune fan if you're reading through a post about the "seams and threads of x plot point" and subconsciously pronounce "seams" as "shawms" in your head

Me, simping for Alastor: I AM SIMPING SO HARD YOU'RE SO HOT WELRGIEORJG but I promise that I will be keeping my distance. Just simping from a far distance you don't have to worry about me. I'm enjoying your presence and finding pleasure in looking at your design but like. I am looking respectfully. You are very very attractive and my hands are tucked deep in my own pockets very far away from you. Your voice is so hot I will refrain from thinking about you kissing my lips. I wish you find so much happiness and entertainment in life.

things we know about this kid:

weirdest kid on the block by a few leagues

formerly religious but was only ever in it for the fruit juice

eats moss

very quiet, and can get along with people extremely well despite that

personal default dance is slav dancing

unbelievably fucked up

has studied the occult

plays video game music on the piano

normally good at piano when in control of themself

yoshi dropper

has emotions and isn't actually that good at hiding them

is sensitive to the topic of being controlled

please be okay im begging you

a good heart and a troubled soul

i don't think fictional characters in media can hear the soundtrack when it plays but kris deltarune can definitely hear rude buster whenever they enter a fight

Putting this song here 'cause I just. I just want you guys to listen to it because it's so good. And it just. It just haunts me very much. This song absolutely haunts me. Might translate it and put that translation here later. Yes this is the song I mentioned in the tags of this reblog. Edit- Here's a transcript since I just noticed the video doesn't have one:

گل خزان ندیده)) بهار نو رسیده کنون که میروی زین گلزار خدا تو را نگهدار بود طنین آوای تو کنون به گوشم ای یار پیام من تو بشنو خدا تو را نگهدار دو چشم من به ره باشد در آرزوی دیدار مسافر عزیزم تو هم به یاد من باش جدایی و فراموشی نبینم از تو ای کاش نباشدم به جز مهرت هوای دیگری در سر برو خدا به همراهت ((تو ای ز جان گرامی تر

* Aren't you excited? * Aren't you happy? * You're going to be free.

Also if I mass-like your posts it just means I think you have good taste when it comes to posting/reblogging and also I'm bored and in mood of some lengthy scrolling

I'm the kind of person who feels the emotion of happiness like, 24/7 so if I sent an ask to you or replied to you in awfully cheery tone with a lot enthusiasm please bear with me-

Oh my God-

Adrien: Thank you so much Ladybug you are my wife

Ladybug: H

Adrien: No I mean-- LIFE! You are my life

Ladybug: !?!?

Adrien: I MEAN YOU SAVED MY LIFE

DON’T OPEN THE DOOR

Been seeing people say that we have to make Twitter completely unprofitable now that Elon owns it, and that's completely true. We need to do that. But we're not going to do that by just being so fucking annoying that no one else wants to be on Twitter. We have to be calculated, coordinated, and so fucking annoying that no brands want to be on Twitter. This must mark the resurgence of The Brand Wars. So if you're on Twitter, you must be completely insufferable to brands. Every brand account you find, comment "SILENCE BRAND" on their posts, block them, tell everyone you know to block them, and move on to the next one. This includes the brands you like. I don't care if Wendy's Twitter is funny; block them. If all the funny popular brand Twitter accounts lose even a quarter of their following in a decently short period of time, they will freak out, and they will blame Musk. If every time you see a sponsored post you immediately block the account that sponsored it, that's money that Twitter can't make off of you anymore, and that's money that Musk loses. We can do this, but we have to do it together, so let's show the world just how powerful a social media community can be and show them that billionaires have no place in that community.