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can't wait for you to watch no way home cos you'll definitely find some new thing about the movie and it's gonna be sad 😭😭
planning on rewatching each Iron man, avenger, and spider man movie. would it be annoying if i posted my thoughts while watching each. would be a lot of posts lol
Headcanon that Tony Stark despises Samsung and is utterly disgusted that Peter has been carrying one that has a cracked phone screen and has been carrying it since he was 13.
"A Samsung? Seriously Pete?" Tony would say, holding up Peter's 'phone'. "You will not be carrying this under this roof, not on my watch."
Tony would instantly change Peter's phone to a Stark one instantly, and definitely will not care about what Peter has to say about it.
(Bonus points if Tony also despises Apple because they are always copy pasting their phone models. "All they do I update the camera which is not even that good.")
Literally the most relatable thing. Only Ao3 writers get it.
do yall think tony keeps an enormus amount of snacks in his lab or do you think he forgets to eat for hours and hours and then only remembers once his function is impaired so he orders takeout
can’t decide what would be more heartbreaking:
Imagine post NWH peter, on the verge of death. Would it be worse for him to beg to live (the way he did in IW) but have nobody there to listen? or worse if he didn’t even seem scared anymore.
You will regret this dearly.
AND WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I AM IN LOVE.
Alright you filthy farm animals, come and eat your slop!
Tony Stark has this bit he does, where he pretends to forget who people are. It’s one of his favorites, really. Ned is the usual victim, but Peter has seen it played on a number of people.
And it’s funny. It really is.
It’s just not funny when Tony looks at Peter and says “Who are you again?” after Peter fought so hard to know the mechanic again post-spell, he finally is on speaking terms with his old teammates, he has a guest room in Stark Tower again. It’s not as funny when the man who used to be Peter’s father pretends not to know him, blissfully unaware of just how much he really has forgotten.
That’s when the bit stops being funny.
What the fuck for real. That ep was messed up for a 'kid show'
nothing says 'family bonding' as a chase after a fallen from grace tv star turned mad villain and his hot young accomplice suffering from stockholm syndrom 🤗🤗🤗
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