Kunikida: Love Is Dead And Never Existed. All You Did Was Betray Me As I Lay Sick And Festering. You

Kunikida

Sae-byeok: so when did you realise you wanted to marry him?

Sang-woo: we saw a cat and gihun asked the cat if he could pat him

Chuuya: how's your lover

Verlaine: I don't have a lover(not anymore)

Chuuya: I know I'm just reminding you <3

Verlaine: how's the flags

Chuuya: ( ⚈̥̥̥̥̥́⌢⚈̥̥̥̥̥̀)

Gi-hun: Sorry I'm late, I was doing stuff and got distracted.

The saleman: I'm stuff!

Sang-woo: I'm got distracted!

In-ho: We had sex.

Ok kuniBram but angst

Bram thinks kunikida is straight and dose his best to avoid kunikida every chance he gets he wants to forget his feelings for kunikida who's straight

Meanwhile kunikida misunderstood and thinks that Bram hates/delikes him for no reason and try his best to become friends with Bram who been avoided him and dose his best to try to talk to bram and try to talk to Aya

Meanwhile

Aya thinks that kunikida did some to Bram to which she begins to avoid kunikida as well and would hang out with the rest of the Ada every time she visited the Ada ignoring the fact she's hurting his feelings she just didn't understand what's going on

Why should I he's a cute kid

Hi I kidnap your baby :3 showing myself to you

give him back.

When ur favorite characters you love died and you can't do nothing but rewatch the show for them

Kunikida: dazai, atsushi, can I speak to you both for a minute?

Dazai: Oooh, someone’s in trouble!

Atsushi: It’s us. I don’t know why he did that

I love to see that tbh

Anyways my crack au is that Kunkida from Bungou Stray Dogs(same English voice actor for endevor) adopts Touya from My Hero Acadamia and is actually a good flawed dad and helps him beat the shit outa his dad.