(Kinda Base On StarwolfAfton With Random Characters As The Criminal Organization Members )

Kunikida: perhaps it’s time to admit to myself that my feelings towards dazai are more than just dislike.

Dazai, across the agency office *shoving the 12th marshmallow into his mouth* tchuthy bunthy.

Kunikida:.....

Kunikida: I would rather die.

I literally hate in fan fiction when dazai finds out about kunikida's death CHUUYA IS THERE AND COMFORTING HIM LIKE SHUT UP LET DAZAI DEAL WITH KUNIKIDA DEATH I WANT TO SEE DAZAI SUFFER WITH KUNIKIDA'S DEATH I DON'T WANT CHUUYA THERE 😭😭😭 PLUS WHY WOULD CHUUYA COMFORT DAZAI WHEN HE PROBABLY BE EITHER SHOCKED OR SURPRISED THAT KUNIKIDA DIED 😭😭

Jun-ho: Are you laughing at that video of sang-woo and in-ho fighting?

Gi-hun: ...No

Gi-hun: I’m laughing at the comments

( trust me sang-woo was winning the fight 😼😼)

Avengers as texts from me and my friends 😈

Sang-woo: How do you want your coffee?

Gi-hun: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Sang-woo: So chocolate milk?

Gi-hun: Do you guys ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other every time you get a chance?

Sae-byeok: No.

Sang-woo: No.

Gi-hun: Didn't think so.

Sang-woo: I’m going to take you out

Gi-hun: great, it’s a date!

Sang-woo: I meant that as a threat.

Gi-hun: See you at five!

Draco: my soul is as dark as my childhood

Harry:

Ron:

severus :

Lucius:

**Gi-hun:** So, you're telling me this game… is *all* about finding the perfect shade of beige for your living room? Because I picked a pretty killer mustard yellow.

**Salesman:** (Beaming) Precisely! And the prize? A lifetime supply of beige paint! Think of the possibilities! Beige on beige! Beige with a subtle hint of… off-beige!

**Gi-hun:** A lifetime supply of beige? I risked my life for... *beige*? I should have stuck with the squid game. At least the prizes were *excitingly* violent.

**Salesman:** Oh, but think of the *subtle* violence of choosing the wrong shade! The psychological warfare! The sheer terror of… eggshell!

**Gi-hun:** Eggshell? You're losing me. Are there… are there tiny eggs involved? Because I’m surprisingly good at cracking eggs.

**Salesman:** (Whispering conspiratorially) Only if you choose the wrong beige. Then, tiny, *very* angry eggs…

**Gi-hun:** Right. This is definitely worse than the squid game. At least there I knew what I was up against. This... this is beige-mageddon. I'm outta here.

**Salesman:** (Calling after him) But sir! Have you considered the beige-on-beige-on-beige option? It's… revolutionary!

**Gi-hun:** Remember that time I almost won a billion… dollars? Turns out, second place gets a pat on the back and a slightly used spatula.

**In-ho:** Oh, *that* spatula! I saw it on eBay. Going for a cool million. Apparently, it's *autographed* by the guy who *lost*. A real collector's item.

**Gi-hun:** A million? I should've kept the darn thing! I could've bought a lifetime supply of those weird sugary fish cakes.

**In-ho:** Speaking of fish cakes… you owe me money for that game of ddakji. Remember? The one where I *totally* didn't cheat?

**Gi-hun:** Cheating? You were using *magnets*, In-ho! Magnets!

**In-ho:** Those were *very* strong, *naturally occurring* magnets. Besides, you were clearly distracted by that adorable Dalgona candy… that you also lost to me.

**Gi-hun:** Okay, maybe I have a slight problem with games of skill… and magnets. But I'm working on it. I’m thinking of entering a staring contest. I'm unbeatable at staring.

**In-ho:** (Laughing) You’d lose to a potted plant, Gi-hun. A potted *cactus*.