Im Strangely Jealous Of This Majestic Primate

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7 years ago

you guys ever think, like, “man in my next life i want to be a mushroom, or maybe a small lizard” cause this sentient being shit is exhausting, i just wanna scurry in dirt and absorb nutrients

8 years ago

haha

I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought
I Just Idly Thought About The Idea Of A Computer Downloading Sexualities So I Made A Comic. I Thought

i just idly thought about the idea of a computer downloading sexualities so i made a comic. i thought it was funny but it might not be


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5 years ago

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

7 years ago

Generation Z is “TOO YOUNG”

you say i am too young

too young to be a feminist

too young to know my own sexuality

too young to be depressed

too young to hate

too young to protest

too young to be an activist

too young

too stupid

too naive

and you are right

i am too young

too young to be scared of bullets ricocheting through my school, embedding themselves into my fellow classmates and having to watch as the life from my best friends once bright and hopeful eyes flickers out, knowing i will never be able to apologies for that stupid fight we were having, knowing i will never be able to laugh, smile, or talk with her again, knowing i will never be able to hug her again, knowing i will never be able to tell her i love her one last time

too young to be scared of being raped by a man while i walk down the street in my school uniform because i can feel his eyes watching me and i should have waited for someone to walk with me, i should have waited for jacky to have finished her test so we could walk together because now if something happens to me it’s my fault but i just wanted to go home to get ahead on schoolwork

too young to be scared of finding my friend dead in a sticky pool of her own crimson blood because slitting her wrists and watching the blood flow was better than living or finding her body cold and lifeless on the bathroom floor with candy colored pills scattered around her and stuffed down her throat because she’d rather go out in a loopy daze than try to withstand and fight the torment and i couldn’t make it in time to stop her

too young to be scared of seeing a familiar face on the news because jordan was black and looked older than his actual age and the white middle aged cop shot in “self defense” even though jordan was unarmed and innocent or because elias was muslim and was carrying a “suspiscous” bag and was shot and later died because the police officers thought he was a “terrorist” when elias just wanted to get home to his mom and little sister with a jewelry box to give them, which now sits in peices on the concrete floor

too young to be scared of finding my lgbt friends killled, abandoned, or sent off to a conversion camp because all they wanted was love and acceptance but instead they found hate and rejection because they were “disgusting sinners” who were just “confused” and katy is finally back from camp but she doesn’t even remember my damn name

too young to be sobbing with such lose and grief over people so dear to me who were killed and died too young because no one would help them because all of their cries were “fake” because they were too young to know “real” pain

too young to be scarred, bruised, bloody and beaten by a war i did not start or choose to fight in

you say i am too young

and you are not wrong

i am too young

too young for

H O M O P H O B I A

R A C I S M

S E X I S M

R A P E

S E L F   H A R M

S U I C I D E

G U N   V I O L E N C E

and

S C H O O L   S H O O T I N G S

to be normal to me

i should not be so desensitized by this violent reality

so yes, i am too young

but you cannot blame me

for my hyper awareness of our reality

my generation was born with information at our fingertips

and we have been told to sit still and be quiet

because the adults were talking

but you had your chance

it is now our turn to speak

and our turn to fight

because our rage is pure fire

and with every ragged breath we take

our lungs get more shredded by all of the hate and misery

that is ingrained so deeply in our society

you say we are “too sensitive”

because we are “hormonal teenagers who cannot control our emotions”

and therefore we “cannot have opinions”

but you can no longer invalidate our claims as we yell for change

because the DEATH of our classmates

and the BLOOD of our friends

has paved the path for this revolution

your generation may have won battles

but my generation will be the one to win the war

my generation will be the one to instill change and bring peace

because we grew up in a hating world spiraling into darkness and death

and dying was never our biggest fear

watching the world burn around us was expected

but we fully intend to repair the damage you all have so carelessly done

>>we are generation z and we will be the ones to rise from the ashes<<

3/31/18

started: 2:31 a.m.

finished: 3:49 a.m.

8 years ago
Lake Eibsee, Jannik Obenhoff 💙🌊

Lake Eibsee, Jannik Obenhoff 💙🌊


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8 years ago

PSA: BPD

BPD:

Is not multiple personality disorder

does involve extreme reactions to abandonment whether real or perceived

does involve unstable and intense interpersonal relationships

does involve impulsivity

does involve recurrent suicidal tendencies or self harm

does involve affective instability due to a highly reactive mood (i.e. periods of intense anxiety for example will last for a couple of hours and rarely more than a couple of days)

does involve chronic feelings of emptiness

does involve intense feelings of anger/difficulty controlling anger

does involve stress related paranoid thoughts or severe dissociative symptoms such as feeling cut off from oneself. 

You also only need to display 5 of these symptoms. Thus people can have bpd without the unstable relationships that is stereotypical of bpd. I know they are common symptoms but they aren’t aren’t the only ones. Also please learn the difference between multiple personality disorder (dissociative identity disorder) and bpd. Just because I dissociate sometimes doesn’t mean that I have DID. Learn the difference and stop saying the only way to be bpd is to have unstable and intense relationships. 


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6 years ago

Gilmore Girls is therapeutic.

8 years ago

what he says: I'm fine

what he means: Honestly the idea of men not being able to have emotions other than anger is really upsetting and an issue that needs to be addressed in our society. The hyper masculinity in our society that we teach to male children starting right as they are able to speak is an issue, we should be teaching kids that feelings are okay and that they should be able to express themselves in a healthy manner instead of bottling it up because "crying isn't manly"

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