Oh My Gosh I Love This, Thank You So Much Lol

Can I request more Texas head canons please? Maybe some of which involve his relationships with the rest of the South? Thank you 🖖

I apologize for how long this took, I walked away from the computer for a few hours and then when I remembered I had to do this, I had no idea what to do for Texas BUT I managed (it is pretty short tho whip whomp)

Texas-

Tends to get dragged out by Mississippi and Alabama, doesn’t matter what he’s doing at that time, they don’t give him a choice

He doesn’t like Oklahomo, he just ever so happens to know pretty much everything about him and vice versa

He’ll never admit it but he does have some fidget toys, most of them are just for one hand

The few times he’s sick is normally spent with Tennessee, Virginia, and Oklahomo, because if Texas is sick then so is Okla

Threatens to shoot Florida pretty much every time he dares to just breathe in his direction, it’s all jokes...mainly

Goes woods with Montana when they both have a bad-ish day

Tries stealing Virginia’s photo book with Oklahomo every time they remember how much blackmail material is in there (not that Virginia realizes that)

Got forced into magnet fishing with New Mexico, Arkansas, and South Carolina, the amount of guns he found was hilarious but also ridiculous

Hehe ~Guns~ 

Confuses English and Spanish occasionally, so he’ll be in the middle of talking at the table and suddenly is speaking Spanish without realizing it

I just cannot wait for the day Lindy Ruff is fired.

I am tired of having the tiny hope I have be taken away every damn game.

I am tired of seeing the players, who are clearly just dun not in the sense that they aren't trying but in the sense that they have gotten used to the disappointment that is this season, be exhausted every game, especially when players like Daws, L. Hughes and literally anyone else who is showing signs of stress clearly aren't playing in tiptop shape.

I am tired of Lindy sounded disappointed any time he is on screen, no matter if we do well or not that game, it's consistent disappointment and disinterest when I hear him talk and it sucks.

I am tired of New Jersey somehow finding a way to be a joke even in the sports world with our ONLY major professional, this team is many people only knowledge of Jersey and yet we are STILL a joke or something to just not be respected.

I am tired of every game where everyone is sure this just HAS to be Lindy's last game and yet somehow he is still there the next time we play, that somehow someway he probably won't be fired till the end of the season and EVEN THEN who knows if he actually will me.

I am tired and over it but I'll still be watching the games, I'll still be there when we lose once again, I'll still be there talking to Sky saying shit about how much I hate Lindy and how he is running this team into the ground, I'll still be complaining about Ruff to my parents because they have to know everything wrong going on.

I'll still be here because just because a team is doing shit doesn't mean you should drop it just because of that, that just shows you weren't actually a fan in my opinion.

I have far too much state pride for my own good because I genuinely love this state and love this team, so I'll stick through the good and the bad, continue to be slightly angry with myself for not being able to get into hockey last year when we were badass.

And I'll still be watching and eventually buy more stuff for the Devils because let's be real, the second that sales drop and the Devs aren't as popular the club isn't stay in Jersey, so might as well support the bastards ya know?

And hey, who knows, maybe one day we shall see Lindy gone and this team flourishing, but until then I'll just keep being sorta upset that we aren't doing as well as we can and drinking my problems away (this is a joke and I promise it's just water, Liquid Death specifically).

I'm going skating but I decided to whip this up before I left sooo ENJOY!!!

New Jersey-

Play Fights

Every region has their own thing that they do as a fun competition. The West Coast does comedy nights, where they see who can make the most people laugh. The South has what they call Hunt Offs, to see who’s the best hunter. And the Midwest likes to do cook offs, with the South being taste testers.

The North Coast has play fights, multiple rounds through the course of two days, normally held on a weekend. This includes Maine all the way at the top of the North Coast, all the way down to Florida, which allows for a larger roster.

It started as just a thing the New Netherland area did, over time it expanded to include the whole of the North East, then Delaware wanted Maryland to join and soon it spireled to the whole North Coast.

Of course it started out friendly enough, everyone tended to go a bit softer on Georgia since he isn’t nearly as rough as everyone else. Then North and South Carolina would make a bet when they fought, which had Pennsylvania open up a proper betting pool. The play fighting weekend always ended up with everyone sore to all hell and back, saying to themselves to never do this again and specifically never go up against New Jersey again.

Jersey was strong, while it didn’t visibly look like he could pretty easily lift 400 like it was 20, he could. However he often forgot just how strong he was compared to everyone else, it wasn’t like the rest of the states were weak but when compared to them, Jersey was like a powerhouse.

He isn’t too sure as to why he’s so strong, especially since he normally comes off as looking like a twig, however he did believe it was most likely something demon related. He knows his own demon, not father, father is no slouch in the strength department, and Jersey also knows that he could easily get his strength up more. 

It’s not like he wants to hurt the others, he really doesn’t, sure it’s a bit funny to have Northie pinned down after five seconds of fighting and sure it’s amazing to be better than Yorkie, but it doesn’t make up for the fact that he’s hurting friends, people who are basically his family.

Despite him being significantly stronger than the others, he never has actually won before. He always gets in his head when up against Yorkie, always ends up hurting him the worst, always dropping out after and just watches over the betting pools. 

It’s basically tradition at this point for Jersey to tend to everyone’s wounds after this, whether it’s early in the games or he and Yorkie were in the semi finals, it doesn’t matter. 

Jersey has a big heart, a big heart that can’t bear to see him hurt his family, so he’ll try to make up for it. Cooking for everyone involved, taking care of their wounds if Rhody brought a knife again (seriously he has got to stop doing that), just generally being a nicer person for a good week before he starts to go back to normal.

The next time the play fighting happens, the same thing will happen again, a vicious cycle that Jersey can’t snap himself out of.

Day 7: xBcrafted (your local fish)

I'm not gonna lie...I mainly used this as an excuse to draw a fish, because its been so long since I've last had. I would have gotten this done sooner but DND is a thing I forgot I had today lolz

AHHH I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, i saw it on tiktok a while ago but i dont use tiktok anymore BUT NOW I FOUND IT ON HERE AHHH

Greetings hermitcraft tumblr nation, as an offering here's desert duo

So I saw some stuff a little while ago about how "Oh why isn't there more ship names" or "Listen guys, other fandoms do this why don't we?" and I just want to say...

MY ASS DID SHIP NAMES WHEN I HAD TO DO SHIP REQUESTS!!!!

GoldenSunshine for CaliFlo and ColdCasino for ColoVada

So please people, if y'all are doin ship names, include my ass into it cause OOO do I love makin a good ship name :D

THE LIL BABY!!! THE BOY!!! THE POOR BOY!!!

i’m fuming, so heres a little Arizona Coyote since he is now a personification in my little world lol

I FINALLY drew SJ again, well technically I've actually drawn quite a bunch of sketches of her but none are posted on here. Anyway I love her <3

I dropped my soup and cried and then found out

THIS MOFO GOT ON THE CEILING!!!!

Teehee :D