do u ever speak and hear ur own accent come out really strong and have a moment like "oh fuck, i really sound like that"
rhode island art pretty pretty please :3 ?
I AM SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG, I have not been at the computer at all recently and this time I can't use hockey as an excuse, I am very sorry!!! Anyway here~~
Someone complemented him XD (Del got it all on camera as blackmail)
Hehe Hockey!!!
NY headcanon post!! <3
Headcanons:
-scrawny sad angy cat man
-the tallest of their brothers, around 5'10
-he's also the youngest sibling cuz I said so <3
-he/him, they/them pronouns
-would absolutely be the biggest sweetheart if life for him wasn't the entire "r/f*ckyouinparticular" subreddit
-he's usually nice when he wants to be, which doesn't happen to often (it does but he doesn't know how to express it)
-it's pretty much agreed by the whole fandom that he's 10 cats in a trench coat right? Thought so.
-^loves headpats, head scratches, chin scratches, pets, and all that jazz and will lay in your lap and purr. (That sounds weird but oh well I am weird-)
-^climbs on everything. They're really good at it too. If theyre being chased by one of their brothers or friends (they have those??? 😨😱), theyll find the nearest tall object (like a tree. Or the fridge. Or the vents.) and climb it/into it.
-^is always protecting their stomach like a damn cat. If he's fully relaxed and laying down around you and not tense and curled up, consider getting a lottery ticket cuz you sir/ma'am/Mx. are lucky as hell.
-^has claws, but has almost no idea how to use them. He just knows to swing and hope they hit their target.
-^✨fangs✨
-he's actually very good at cooking and loves cooking for people! Though as for themself, it's either nothing, a cup of coffee, or some random thing he finds.
-*points* AUTISM. ADHD. PTSD. DPD. BPD. DEPRESSION. ANXIETY. PANIC DISORDER. GO TAKE YOUR MEDS NEW YORK BEFORE I BEAT YOUR A-
-I'm very nice to them and I've given him: anemia, insomnia, an iron deficiency, and asthma, as well as misaligned leg bones (courtesy of England and my f*cked up brain) and chronic bodily pains (courtesy of me projecting)
-doesn't know what sleep is.
-will sleep when hell freezes over
-sunbathes in the sunlight like a damn cat tho.
-cannot handle being pinned down in any circumstance. It gives him BAD flashbacks.
-will snuggle up to the OG13 and Main 6 any day, but ESPECIALLY when it's a bad day with his ptsd. They feel safe around the others. And the others will protect him at any cost.
-He has a very hard time figuring out whether or not all the BAD stuff is over :(
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@misery-has-no-company-now @almostangrything @alaskashigh @stawpny <— professional NY simps /lh/silly
May I humbly request more NY hc’s 👁️👁️
*its fine if not*
Why of course good sir, I have way too much fun writing and thinking about these.
New York-
Has grandparents, it’s best you don’t question how they are still alive
Theater kid, has seen Hamilton and Wicked more times than he can count
Always moving, normally just tapping his foot or tapping his fingers, not nearly as bad as NJ and holds this over his head
“I have better ADHD than you do” has been said multiple times by him to NJ
Likes to hike, doesn’t get a chance to do it often but when he can he does, not alone though, never alone
Met Mass for the first time when he was changed from New Amsterdam to New York
Had a harder time understanding certain accents when he was younger, not as bad as NJ but it still caused a problem for a while
Knows Italian and Spanish, he can still understand and write in Dutch but can’t properly speak it
Used to call Jersey ‘Joisey’ in the early 2000s, had to stop or else they would have gone to war
Currently calls Jersey ‘Jerz’ or ‘Taffy’, occasionally calls him ‘Trent’ but that normally ends with a shoe to the head
Likes to call Cali ‘B’ and ‘Nia’
Will occasionally call Florida ‘Disney’ and ‘Swampy’
He does own a gun but prefers a knife
During 2020 he did cooking videos and ‘how to acquire *blank item*’ videos, would sometimes be joined by Vermont and Maine
New Hampshire is his cousin and his brother depending on the situation
While he denies it, he was the one who created the New state group chat
He likes both Football and Hockey equally, no one ever believes him though
Takes the best photos of himself ever but most of them are like 2008 cringe types of photos
He’s not scared of heights but he HATES drop towers, any and all he will refuse to go on, he will not hesitate to bite if you try
Got back from the Minecraft movie a little bit ago, and let me just say....GO FUCKING SEE IT!!!
The movie is actually pretty amazing, the plot is compelling and the characters are great. Like for real go see it if you can, absolutely worth it!!
Also I now have a new son :D
I have named him Jeremy Hildeby The 3rd!!!
So I remembered how I haven't done anything here on Tumblr in a while so I thought to do this. Yes I am alive and Yes I will be posting on here again soon hopefully sooooo yeah :/
Also just wanna mention my ankle real quick cause 1. it's obviously doing much better than when I last mentioned it and 2. it wasn't even my ankle that I had broken, nono folks it was actually MY LEG, it was a comminuted fracture which means it was broken in MULTIPUL PLACES, so anyway yeah its doing much better now lolz
Ahhhhh I just saw this but omigosh, poor Jersey
Hi I'm now depressed (hockey has absolutely ruined me), gimme Jersey angst, please?
Why sad? Happy! HAPPY >:D /ref that no one but me understands
But uhm- yes here’s some NJ angst for ya >:D
New Jersey and New York were currently participating in one of their favorite activities to do together. Play fighting! The two have them have always loved play fighting with each other no matter where they were. It was a good way to get out the loads of energy that the two of them had stored up 24/7, and it was quite enjoyable for both.
NJ grunted a little bit as he was headbutted in the chest by NY, who was previously being held in a chokehold. He didn’t let go though, despite NY’s cat-like biting and scratching. He was basically immune to it at this point, being NY’s token scratching post (this is a half joke). The Garden State put in little to no effort when fighting NY, seeing as he was significantly stronger than the latter. That didn’t make the playfighting any less fun though!
That was, until….
New Jersey completely forgot that this was just a play fight, and he threw New York over the couch when he saw the opportunity. See, this would’ve been okay-ish, if NY got up right after. And it would’ve been okay-ish if Jersey didn’t hear a loud whimper along with a thud. Ahhh hell.
He stood there for a minute catching his breath, as well as getting more and more concerned and afraid when his little brother didn’t get up immediately. And he started panicking after hearing the loud whimper. Oh god. Did he actually hurt New York?? What if he did??? Oh god- did NY hate him now???? Was he scared of him maybe???? Either one would be just as bad…. What would the others say if they found out that he hurt a fellow state???? Much more that he hurt his own little brother????? Surely they would hate him….
New Jersey had been so lost in his thoughts that he hadn’t noticed New York calling his name until he felt a gentle bap to the face. He snapped out of it and looked at whoever had just slapped him. New York stood there, with a mildly concerned look on his face. New York stood there. He was okay. Okay. Good. New Jersey would’ve never forgiven himself if he actually hurt his little brother.
"….Jers? Ya good?? We lost ya there for a second." New York said, playfully punching NJ in the shoulder.
"Huh? Oh- yeah- I’m. Im fine."
Based on how New Jersey suddenly found himself pinned to the couch with a hug, New York could tell that that was pure bullsh*t. He wasn’t going to force the Garden State to say anything. He’ll just hug the sadness out of him.
After a few minutes, New Jersey speaks up:
"Did I uhh….. Did I uh- hurt ya by any chance…?"
"No?"
"Mk….. ya sure?? Don’ make me check ya for injuries." New Jersey said sternly, but there was a worried lilt to his voice.
"Jers. I’m fine. Jeez yer soundin a lot like Masshole. Bein’ a mother hen and crap…"
New Jersey just chuckled a bit and laid there comfortably, listening to his little brother’s rambling. He was happy too. That meant that New York okay…..
COUGH COUGH COUGH My requests are still open, please, I beg you, make my brain work, I need to do something. Headcanons or art I will do it but PLEASE!!!!
Hell I'll even do little writing snippets because lord knows I need to write more, I just need desperately need something to do!!!
Day 22: RenDog (AKA King RenTheKing)
I meant to post this like an hour ago but I was too focused on my chicken nuggets lol. Anyway here is our lovely (and totally not corrupt) king
Hi I'm Kyi, I am a minor, I don't really know how to tumblr so enjoy the random stuff I end up posting
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