I'm So Tired, And Fucking Cold Oml.

Acid reflux I hate you

The side of my stomach just decided to vibrate wtf

Like I wasn’t shivering, y know when you speak into a fan blade? That, but as a sensation, not a sound

Why are cats such assholes

They fucking ganged up on the dog, fucking cornered her like she was fucking doing anything

My eye wants to pop out haha :)

He wants some of my ham >:3

I like me some chicken flavoured corn mmm mmm mym

I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you

my dream was freaky last night :///

Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???

This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.

I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs

How do I tell my mother that I don’t like cutting chicken because it feels a bit too much like my own thigh when I’m in the shower and I’m afraid to so much as put the knife against it because I don’t want to relapse