Just Got Some Compression Socks, Hope They Help With My Circulation And Bones Haha :)))

I tilt my head and it decides to pop like pop rocks

My face wants to stretch

He wants some of my ham >:3

my dream was freaky last night :///

Like ‘192 dumplings are to be sacrificed a year for eternal life for the entire lineage’???

This fuckass family missed the sacrifice deadline like once, and 500 people died that night because they were all over 200 years old.

I hate the flesh eating human bag slugs

I just want to be able to eat something without throwing up u stupid fucking god, why did u do this to mefuck you

You ever get so itchy it seems like it’d actually feel nice to rip off your skin haha :3

I with I could tear my earlobe off right now just for some kind of relief

I’m back in that phase of autism, where everything but maybe one or two things make me wanna throw up hahahaha.

Why are cats such assholes

They fucking ganged up on the dog, fucking cornered her like she was fucking doing anything

The side of my stomach just decided to vibrate wtf

Like I wasn’t shivering, y know when you speak into a fan blade? That, but as a sensation, not a sound