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I see 2 notes??? What magic is this?!

*Pilgrim hat and buckled shoes appear*

THIS BE THE WORK OF THE DEVIL! BLACK MAGIC! THE DEVILS INFLUENCE!! BURN THE WITCH!

Hell I’ll do it

might bring my art flow back

Hello I would pay good money to have an artist draw Belphegor in the family Guy death pose

Raphael, stroking Tav’s hair: You're so cute and hot.

Tav, sleepily: I could beat the shit out of you.

Haarlep, snuggling Tav: and I would help.

Raphael, lovingly: I know.

Ok while I’m also a sucker for a good dom!raphael x sub!tav fanfic…

Did we all collectively forget that Raphael is cannonicly a bratty sub?? We get it confirmed in like two diffrent places- how come fanfic writers aren’t running either this??????? At this point I’m just gonna write my own ✍️✍️👹

Edit 1: I started the fanfic, it’ll take me a few days but just lemme know if you want to be tagged in it 👹👹 Raphael x Gn!Tav

THE ADS ON TUMBLR ARE TOO MUCH 😭😭

WHAT ID THIS????? I WAS NOT READY FOR THAT TODAYYYY

do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

How i sleep knowing I’ll never bring a child into this world

Durgetash Fic Concept: A Durge that has no interest whatsoever in resisting the urge, that loves killing and longs to reshape the world into endless piles of corpses in their father's name, watches Gortash die in front of them and instantly decides that they'd fight Bhaal naked with only their teeth and claws if that was what it took to get him back. Then recognizes that what they actually need in order to get him back is something perhaps even more frightening—leverage over Bane.

So they resist Bhaal, resist the Emperor, resist anyone else who dares get in their way, and claim the Netherbrain for themselves, then... they make an offer to Bane (as spoken to through the remains of the only life that ever actually mattered). They'll unleash the army of Baldur's Gate in his name... on one condition.

Bane already knows what that condition is, of course. He's amused, primarily. He knows he's already won, that Durge's desire for power makes him stronger whether they actively help him or not, that their desire for Gortash makes them weaker and gives him a way to control them whether Durge acknowledges it or not. So he agrees.

Gortash comes back to a world where Durge is Bane's Chosen and master of the Netherbrain, where they've achieved everything that he failed to. His soul may not have spent long suffering at Bane's hand, but it was long enough to mar it. He doesn't understand why they brought him back. He failed, he'd shown that he's not Durge's equal. He says that Durge should send him back to Bane.

Durge looks at him with eyes that are somehow both disappointed and eager. Doesn't he see? He's not Durge's equal. Bane gifted him to them. He's not going anywhere. He'll sit on the throne beside them if they tell him to. Durge will drag him kicking and screaming back to their shared kingdom if they have to.