She’s A Great Sister XD

You’re shy and yet you want me to whisper in your ear while forcing your legs open for me to rail you?

That’s cute.

oh mighty writer, bless today with.. y/n being cat vibes and alcina just trying to pick them up

Okay because see all I want is for Alcina to hold me and to never let me go :) Enjoy!

Alcina and you have a great relationship! You are a little weird, but in a cute way that Alcina loves.

Alcina and her daughters say you’re like a cat, literally Alcina’s pet. You tend to behave like a cat and they love you for it! They think it’s adorable and love to keep you around the castle.

You take a lot of naps and when you sleep you curl up on your side. When you wake up you stretch your back out like a cat as well.

If Alcina’s working in her office you’ll sleep in her lap or on one of her chairs. Sometimes you can just sleep on the floor curled up on your side. There’s this nice spot on the floor that has sunlight coming in and you love to bring a pillow and blanket and just nap there until she’s done working.

You LOVE climbing everything! The stairs, hanging off the railings, scaling the wall and sometimes you’ll even try to climb on Alcina. You just jump on one of her legs and start working your way up.

Sometimes Daniela will help you find new things to climb or be the lookout for you. Alcina doesn’t like you climbing on things in the castle because you’re a tiny human and you can easily get hurt.

Daniela’s not really good at being a lookout for you, she usually watches you and cheers you on which always alerts her mother. She’ll pick you up and set you back down on the floor. If you’re too high up she’ll have Daniela fly up to you and carry you down in her swarm.

When you’re angry with someone you’ll actually hiss at them. Or give them an angry growl. Or just stare daggers at them.

When you’re happy you do this cute thing where you smile with your eyes closed, like how a cat does. You also like to knead on Alcina when you’re happy with her just because.

You also do this thing that Alcina just absolutely adores where you rub your face up against her and snuggle up to her. She likes to carry you around the castle when she’s walking from her room to the office or basement or literally anywhere. She’ll take you anywhere she wants to, she just likes holding you.

It’s not uncommon to find Alcina walking around with you in her arms. She loves holding you and when she sits you’re still in her lap. She would never let you go if you’d let her hold you all day.

When you’re done being held you’ll just jump off of her lap and down to the floor. Just, plop! On the floor chilling with no warning at all. It used to make Alcina jump but she’s gotten used to it by now.

Bela, Cassandra and Daniela have taken cuddling to the extreme with you. They also like to lay in the sunlight with you and snuggle close. They can’t really sleep well because of their vampirism like tendencies, but they’ll lay silently with their eyes closed.

Alcina finds it adorable when she finds you and her daughters laying together in the sunlight.

Hope you enjoyed! So fun fact, I read a wiki how for how to act like a cat to get some ideas and look I love cats, but some people are weird, ok?

Hope you enjoyed!

Modern AU BusinessWoman!Alcina x PersonalAssistant!Reader (part 3 of 3)

Here it is everyone! The final part to my BusinessWoman!Alcina and Assistant!Reader thoughts. I want to do the idea justice and hopefully one day write a proper story for these two idiots. But alas, I need to focus on other things. Don’t steal these ideas in the meantime. So I hope this suffices!

I marked the NSFW section where it begins and ends. Not explicit, explicit, but enough that you know what’s happening.

Enjoy you gays :)

Part One

Part Two

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12 days. The office knows something is wrong with Alcina and you. The past month was like the first month you were hired and they immediately knew something wasn’t right when Alcina began to go on near daily tirades. They started giving you side-eyes and you can hear the whispers. “Trouble in paradise?” “What happened to them?” “Is Miss Bitchtrescu about to fire them … are they about to quit?” Ignoring them to your best ability gets aggravating but you persist.

It was your last two weeks after all.

And it’ll be the worst two weeks of your career because you can see the end approaching and you’re walking to the finish line while your heart is trying to drag itself back into Alcina’s office.

You’ve debated telling her, to cross that boundary and just confess. You’ve even made a pros and cons list.

Cons: There’s too many to truly list out but there are highlights that you focus on.

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our poor countess and her lack of knowledge on specific art store names🧎‍♂️

suitable for every situation.

Alcina: Ew, I think I stepped in shit

Heisenberg: *Crys out in pain*

Alcina: Oh, Heisenberg it’s you

HOW MUCH BLOOD AND SWEAT DO YOU THINK IT TOOK TO RAISE THOSE DAUGHTERS!?

okay what're you gonna do after that hot woman steps on you

Destroy me, my Lady. Destroy me.

Tumblr is the only site I know where I can openly say "Yes, I want Res 8's Tall, Elegant, Vampire Mama to capture me and keep me in her dungeon, then drink from me like her personal juice pouch." And there will be at least 5 people who go "Yes, me too, step on me Mrs Dimitrescu."