A compilation of Charles dance’s Erik being the wittiest of all Phantoms
Cherik my poor little meow meow ™
(excuse my messily done sketches I simply do not know how people do it so aesthetically pleasing)
(Also I got my inspiration for the sketch on down right corner from another fanart I saw on Pinterest but I unfortunately couldn't find the artist for the piece)
GETS ME EVERY TIME
Charles: I’m twice your age
Me: …
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Charles: I ask you to out with me, because I want you. You’re young enough to be my daugter, and I don’t know how to deal with you. But I do know that you’ve blotted out the past … If you don’t believe me, say so, and I’ll move on.
Me: *don’t scream*
Charles: I only stayed because of you. Do you want me to go?
Me: *HELL NO, HELL FUCKIN NO!*
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Charles: No, you little fool. I’m asking you to marry me… I’m sorry. I’m being rather a brute to you… Say yes, quickly, we can drive to Venice for the honeymoon
Me: WHY MY LIFE SUCKS SO HARD!?!?!?!?
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Charles: We should have stayed in Italy
Me: OOOOH C'MON!
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Mrs De Winter: I love you so much
Charles: Do you? Do you?
Me: HELL YES, ME TOO, WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW? WHY I STAY HERE AND I’M NOT IN THE SCREEN?! FUCKIN WHYYY?!
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Charles: Did I do something very selfish marrying you? Perhaps there are too many years between us. You should have married a boy of your own age. Not somebody like me, with half his life behind him
Me: BUUUUULLSHIT, FUCKIN BULLSHIT!
*cry so hard, my god*
*cry in a corner*
*cry in a corner alone*
*cry as if there was no tomorrow*
my century-old great grandfather taking a sip of whatever concoction 8-year-old me brewed for him by using every button on the soda fountain instead of the iced tea he asked for
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