“So you know the story of House Reyne of Castamere?”
Charles: I’m twice your age
Me: …
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Charles: I ask you to out with me, because I want you. You’re young enough to be my daugter, and I don’t know how to deal with you. But I do know that you’ve blotted out the past … If you don’t believe me, say so, and I’ll move on.
Me: *don’t scream*
Charles: I only stayed because of you. Do you want me to go?
Me: *HELL NO, HELL FUCKIN NO!*
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Charles: No, you little fool. I’m asking you to marry me… I’m sorry. I’m being rather a brute to you… Say yes, quickly, we can drive to Venice for the honeymoon
Me: WHY MY LIFE SUCKS SO HARD!?!?!?!?
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Charles: We should have stayed in Italy
Me: OOOOH C'MON!
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Mrs De Winter: I love you so much
Charles: Do you? Do you?
Me: HELL YES, ME TOO, WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW? WHY I STAY HERE AND I’M NOT IN THE SCREEN?! FUCKIN WHYYY?!
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Charles: Did I do something very selfish marrying you? Perhaps there are too many years between us. You should have married a boy of your own age. Not somebody like me, with half his life behind him
Me: BUUUUULLSHIT, FUCKIN BULLSHIT!
*cry so hard, my god*
*cry in a corner*
*cry in a corner alone*
*cry as if there was no tomorrow*
GETS ME EVERY TIME
I had a dream about you. We were in the gold room
where everyone finally gets what they want
"average person burns 3 candles a year" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person burns 0 candles a year. erik phantomopera, who lives in cellar and burns over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish: