GAME OF THRONES ── season 3, episode 8.
Charles: I’m twice your age
Me: …
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Charles: I ask you to out with me, because I want you. You’re young enough to be my daugter, and I don’t know how to deal with you. But I do know that you’ve blotted out the past … If you don’t believe me, say so, and I’ll move on.
Me: *don’t scream*
Charles: I only stayed because of you. Do you want me to go?
Me: *HELL NO, HELL FUCKIN NO!*
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Charles: No, you little fool. I’m asking you to marry me… I’m sorry. I’m being rather a brute to you… Say yes, quickly, we can drive to Venice for the honeymoon
Me: WHY MY LIFE SUCKS SO HARD!?!?!?!?
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Charles: We should have stayed in Italy
Me: OOOOH C'MON!
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Mrs De Winter: I love you so much
Charles: Do you? Do you?
Me: HELL YES, ME TOO, WHY DO NOT YOU KNOW? WHY I STAY HERE AND I’M NOT IN THE SCREEN?! FUCKIN WHYYY?!
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Charles: Did I do something very selfish marrying you? Perhaps there are too many years between us. You should have married a boy of your own age. Not somebody like me, with half his life behind him
Me: BUUUUULLSHIT, FUCKIN BULLSHIT!
*cry so hard, my god*
*cry in a corner*
*cry in a corner alone*
*cry as if there was no tomorrow*
1990 Erik + text posts
He's so baby
Black Christines and their Phantoms (Lucy St. Louis, Emilie Kouatchou, Beatrice Penny-Touré, Paige Blankson)
i don’t think mordecai and rigby were ever gay for each other but i do think many times rigby would be like dude if i was a girl would you want to fuck me and mordecai is like dude that’s weird. no. and rigby is all bent out of shape about it and in the middle of the night when they’re both trying to sleep he’s like why wouldn’t you fuck me if i was a girl. i’m cute right? or am i ugly and that’s why i’m single… and mordecai is like fine whatever i’d fuck girl you. stop bringing it up now. & the next day rigby is like fuck off muscle man i’m not ugly mordecai said he’d fuck girl me & then a portal opens to an alternate dimension where they’re genderbent like that adventure time episode and the voice of god is like mordecai you must make good on your word. fuck girl rigby.