The Tintin Fandom Is 50% Adult Fanfiction And 50% Talentless Self Inserts AND I DON'T LIKE IT

Thank you, that's perfect! Literally my entire mobile browsing experience in calligraphic form

req’d by @lamewithsparkles

the request in the inbox was just. the boxes you get when you don’t have emotes?

That's no black pearl.... It's the black materia!

The meteor is Sephiroth coming to save his demon twin from being made into a pedophile

Finally, FINALLY someone said it.

Just wondering if you could explain how you get over some of the extremely problematic factors of the Reylo ship, while it seems like you have issues with other ships with seemingly similar issues?

“extremely problematic“?

How about you detail what these supposed “extremely problematic“ aspects of Reylo are?

Frankly I think it’s both revolting and morbidlyhilarious the way tumblr ADORES the enemies-to-lovers trope as long as it’s two dudes, but let it be a male and a female and suddenly it’s “abusive” and “problematic” and blah blah blah.

Krayt spit.

There are slash ships where one of them literally murdered the other incanon (Tarkrennic, anyone?) and yet the shippers don’t get a fraction of the flak that Reylo shippers do.Tumblr misogyny at work.

And don’t even get me started about how the attitudes toward Ben Solo are STERLING examples of tumblr’s toxic “good victim/bad victim” dichotomy. Victims of abuse are allowed to cry prettily and need hugs and cuddles and sex, but let an abuse victim rage or lash out and tumblr declares they’re evil and somehow retroactively ‘earned’ the abuse.

I’m an abuse survivor myself, and there are not enough profanities in the English language to describe what I think of that shit. Kiddos here need to get clued in that PTSD - especially Complex PTSD that results from long-term abuse - isn’t just having nightmares and being jumpy. Try living a few decades under the kind of gaslighting we saw Ben Solo get from Snoke onscreen and you’d be tearing up consoles too.

While you’re at it, you might be so kind as to specify what these ships are that I supposedly have “issues” with, and then maybe I can tell you if I actually do or not.

AHAHAHAHA

Poe: is this the First Order?

Hux:

Yularen would totally approve (*cries while watching Storm over Ryloth)

Anakin briefing the 501st: So those of you that choose to will be able to reunite with Ahsoka on Mandalore and aid her against- yes, Rex?

Rex: Sir, um *clears throat* the boys and I were wondering if we could stop at the GAR supply unit to get some paint.

Anakin: Paint? What do you need paint for?

————— Ten Minutes Later —————

Anakin: Admiral Yularen we have to stop and get some paint before we go it’s really really important please can we please we really need it

I am currently entertaining myself by collecting the moments in Rebels when Thrawn’s smugness and cool get disrupted. He’s got some great changes of expression. 

 I’ve never posted a collection of images before, so we’ll see if this works.

BADASSES

There’s a team of women in India who bring justice to the oppressed women of their country. ‘The Gulabi Gang’ wear pink saris, carry bamboo sticks as weapons, and are trained in counter- aggression techniques, like smearing abusive men with chili powder. If police fail to help an abused woman, the gang steps in and asks the husband to change his ways- but if he won’t, they ask his wife to join them in beating him. 

(Source, Source 2, Source 3)

So glad to get a new set of colored pencils tho

Self-diagnoser realises they just want to be ill, immediately self-diagnoses Munchausen syndrome

Frozen 2 was kinda good

Also let's petition for Iduna's call to be replaced with the immigrant song. Even the lyrics fit.