currently doing the oscar smau as promissed don't know when i'll poste it tho, can't decide a name
pairing: oscar piastri x landos bestfriend!reader
summary: lando norris locks his two bestfriends in a broom closet in hopes that they’ll stop hating each other.
notes: one of the longest smau’s i’ve done! reminder that comments and reblogs are so greatly appreciated <33
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lando.jpg: How can i get my bestfriends to stop hating each other?
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oscarpiastri: You can’t.
lando.jpg: ☹️
oscarpiastri: You can pout all you want. We will never get along.
lando.jpg: Why must you break my heart 💔
user1: it’s been a whole year lando…i don’t think they’ll ever get along
user2: NEVER SAY NEVER
user3: oscar this, lando that, can we talk about how good y/n looks?? 🙄
yourusername: THANK YOU!! nobody appreciates my beauty anymore 😒😒
oscarpiastri: What beauty?
yourusername: die?
user4: LMAOO
yourusername: maybe if, he who should not be named, wasn’t so annoying, we could actually get along!
oscarpiastri: I’m not fucking voldemort you can say my name
yourusername: o-os🤮c-ca🤮🤮🤮🤮 no i just can’t.
oscarpiastri: Oh and i’m the annoying one??
yourusername: yeah! you are!
oscarpiastri: @/lando.jpg Control her.
lando.jpg: Guy please, can’t we all just get along 😞😞
yourusername: how would getting along with he who should not be named, benefit me??
lando.jpg: It would make me really really happy 😁😁
yourusername: i couldnt give less of a shit about your happiness lando
oscarpiastri: See? She’s a horrible friend, me on the on the hand would never be so mean to you.
yourusername: you told lando he looks like big bird two days ago?
user5: for two people who hate each other, they sure do talk a lot…
danielricciardo: Why do they even hate each other so much? 🙄🙄
lando.jpg: Oscar spilled his drink on y/n the first time they met. He refused to apologize. she refused to forgive him.
yourusername: you forgot to mention that my shirt was $300 😐😐
oscarpiastri: FIRST OFF who in their right mind buys a 300 HUNDRED DOLLAR SHIRT???!?!? and SECOND OFF, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I refuse to apologize for something that wasn’t on purpose.
yourusername: this is why your mom loves me more.
oscarpiastri: She does NOT.
nicolepiastri: …
oscarpiastri: MUM????
yourusername: i know that’s right.
user6: oscar and y/n would be so cute together if they stopped being so IMMATURE
user7: they should just #kissandmakeup
user8: me patiently waiting for the enemies to lovers 🧍♀️
user9: you’re going to be waiting a LONG time…
charles_leclerc: I think it’s time to give up on the idea them being friends mate 😢
lando.jpg: I SAY WHEN ITS TIME
user10: charles is just sick of getting caught in the crossfire 😭
user11: OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONCE WHO NOTICES THAT ???😭😭😭
user10: NOO I DID TOOO!! it’s like every time oscar and y/n are having a glare-off charles somehow ends up right in between them
user11: AND THEN HE JUST STANDS THERE LIKE 🧍♂️
maxverstappen1: Just lock them in a room and let them fight it out 🤷
lando.jpg: Wait a damn minute…
yourusername: LANDO NO.
oscarpiastri: Absolutely not.
— y/n has posted new photos!
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yourusername: p2, and now movie night in max’s movie theater <33
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user12: cutting oscar out of the photo is DIABOLICAL WORK 😭😭
user13: oh to be y/n l/n :((
user14: y/n is literally living the DREAM
user15: the way y/n made SURE you could see that she cut oscar out of the photo
yourusername; i have no idea what you’re talking about ?? 😓😓
oscarpiastri: Get off your phone and watch the movie 🙄
yourusername: stop staring and me and watch the movie 🙄
user16: clock it y/n!!!!!
landonorris: Did you really have to crop out oscar?
yourusername: yes!
user17: landos trying so hard 😞
user18: they’re all having a movie night 😞😞😞 ??
user19: I SHOULD BE THERE 💔💔💔💔💔
maxverstappen1: This movie is so funny!!
yourusername: it’s brokeback mountain?
maxverstappen1: And it’s hilarious! 😂
user20: MAX WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUTAIN ??!?!??
user21: max thinking brokeback mountain is funny is so him ??
charles_leclerc: This movie is so sad 💔💔💔
yourusername: yeah charles we all see you crying :(
user22: charles crying over brokeback mountain is SO HIM !!
user23: is everyone just in there phones during the movie?? 😭😭
oscarpiastri: Nope! just she who should not be named 🤷
yourusername: the unoriginality is disgusting!!
maxverstappen1: I’m going to, as the kids say, expose everyone. @/oscarpiastri has not stoped staring at y/n all night.
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername hasn’t stopped staring at a photo oscar on her phone.
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maxverstappen1: @/landonorris has eaten 2 whole pizzas.
maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc is crying like a baby.
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo keeps awkwardly laughing at the worst moments.
maxverstappen1: @/georgerussell63 keeps taking photos of his abs
maxverstappen1: @/lewishamiliton is secretly wiping away his tears
maxverstappen1: @/alex_albon has been whining about missing ‘his lily’ all night
maxverstappen1: @/carlossainz has gotten up to pee 10 times in the past HOUR
maxverstappen1: And @/logansargent has been hugging a teddy bear for the past 2 hours.
maxverstappen1: That’s what you ALL GET for not having MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE AND BEING ON YOUR PHONES.
yourusername: damn okay….
alex_albon: Can you go get me my jacket in the closet? I’m kinda cold 🥶🥶
yourusername: yeah sure? 😭
user24: something’s brewing..i can feel it.
landonorris: @/oscarpiastri Can you go get me my beanie in the closet? My ears are cold
oscarpiastri: Yeah sure
— 3 minutes later!
— 7 minutes later!
— 2 hours later!
— y/n has posted new pictures!
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yn.jpg: max’s door didn’t stand a chance against MY muscles 💪(ft, jimmy the cat♡♡)
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user25: oscar in the likes?????
user26: wait a minute…
maxverstappen1: Don’t worry i won’t make you pay for it 😚
yourusername: you locked me in a room with oscar. i wasn’t paying either way.
maxverstappen1: FINE. 😒😒😒
user27: did she just…say oscar name?
user28: in the whole YEAR oscar and y/n have known each other, y/n has NEVER said his name WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
user29: something happened in that closet
landonorris: Hello, I am Lando Norris, and I would like to publicly apologize for locking my dear friends (especially Y/n) in a closet. It was stupid and inappropriate of me. I hope to gain back their forgiveness.
user30: did y/n make you do this?
landonorris: No… (yes pls help she’s locked me in my room and won’t let me out)
yourusername; i’ll let you out once you’ve learned your lesson.
oscarpiastri: Nice kitty.
yourusername: thanks!
georgerussell63: Um, what the fuck is this?
charles_leclerc: Maybe management took over Oscar’s account?
oscarpiatari: No? It’s me?
charles_leclerc: Oh! Then what the fuck is this?
user31: something DEFINITELY happened in that closet. why are oscar and y/n actually being civil????
landonorris: I don’t know but it’s scary.
yourusername: do i have to confiscate your phone too?
landonorris: No! Sorry i’m learning my lesson 😞
carlossainz: Hahaha 😂 Lando is such a loser
yourusername: do i have to take your phone to carlos? 🤨
carlossainz: NO, no i’m sorry 😔
user32: is it finally happening?…the enemies to lovers we all wanted 💔💔
user33: your telling me landos plan actually worked and y/n and oscar are being civil now ??
user34: dare i say…oscar and y/n would be a cute couple
danielricciardo: Why are you and Piastri being cool with each other?
yourusername: isn’t this what you all wanted??
danielricciardo: Yeah…I guess we did…didn’t we?
landonorris: I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!!
yourusername: you’re still in trouble, come give me your phone.
landonorris: Okay 😞
— oscarpiastri has posted new photos!
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oscarpiastri: Second date, kinda nervous. (She taught me that)
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landonorris: Second date and already making it instagram official? You’re so whipped 😒
oscarpiastri: Didn’t you want us to get along better?
landonorris: Yeah, GET ALONG, not GET TOGETHER 😒😒
user35: GET TOGETHER??? EXCUSE MEEEE
user36: THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!! IT HAPPNED IT FUCKING HAPPENED. FUCK EVEYONE WHO TOLD ME I WAS DELUSIONAL FOR SAYING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?? ME! I WAS!
user37: did i just step into a parallel universe where y/n and oscar are dating? because what the actual fuck is going on
maxverstappen1: 😨.
user38: SEE!! EVEN MAX IS ASTONISHED
user39; the period after the emoji is KILLING ME 😭😭
georgerussell63: Is that Y/n????? @/charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: No? It can’t be?
yourusername: it is
charles_leclerc: AHHHHHHH
georgerussell63: AHHHHHHHH
user39: we did it ladies and gentlemen…after one whole year, the enimies to lovers has finally happened 🥲🥲🥲
landonorris: WE??? NAH BABY ME!! ALL ME!!
yourusername: heart heart
maxverstappen1: 🤨
lewishamilton: 🤨
georgerussell63: 🤨
landonorris: 🤨
logansargent: 🤨
charles_leclerc: 🤨
schecoperez: 🤨
danielricciardo: 🤨
carlossainz: 🤨
yukitsunoda0511: 🤨
fernadoalonso: 🤨
totowolff: 🤨
mclaren: 🤨
yourusername: OMG HE BOUGHT ME A REPLICA OF THE SHIRT HE RUINED, I FORGAVE HIM OKAY???
user40: only the seconds date and he’s already posting her?? oh he’s obsessed.
oscarpiastri: Well, yes!
user41: 3 days ago they hated each other so much ??? what happened ???
yourusername: i’m a really good kisser
user42: DO YOU GUYS TGINK THEY KISSED IN THE CLOSET???
user43: maybe we do have lando to thank…
lando officially on the chicken shop date. im so not okay with this
heyy can you give me lando, carlos, max or logan smau or smut recs?!
augustine | logan sargeant x fem!reader
part two to this
fc; maría isabel and julie hockey
warnings; this is really short and it’s in the beginning of the season, logan is a man so don’t expect much, english is not my first language
taglist; @thef1diary @bigsimperika @shobaes @d3kstar @stinkyjax @the-untamed-soul @bibissparkles @judespoision @weekendlusting @formula1mount @tremendousstarlighttragedy
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yourusername: girls just wanna have fun
user1: JAW DROPPED
user2: THIS FEELS SO RIGHT
poetsainz: MEU DEUS QUE ISSO @sainzlast OLHA ISSO [OH MY GOOD WHAT IS THIS @sainzlast LOOK AT THIS]
sainzlast: MEU DEUS ELAS SAO MINHAS MAES [OH MY GOOD THEY’RE MY MOTHERS]
bettywolves: my girl 💕💘💝💗💞💖💓
bettywolves
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bettywolves: at least he was right about something
user1: same pic and everything is crazy
user2: this is such a slay
jv.f1: tell her to join us at the paddock for next race
bettywolves: i will dad 🫡
user3: james approves!!!
user4: the caption is crazy
user5: as they should
user6: the L in logan stands for lost btw
yourusername: we are cute asf🩵🩵🩵🩵
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