i have an ideia but first,
yes, and? | carlos sainz x fem! leclerc reader
part three to this
fc; sophia birlem
warnings; english is not my first language, 10 years of age gap (20 to 29/30)
taglist; @thef1diary @bigsimperika @shobaes @d3kstar @stinkyjax @the-untamed-soul @bibissparkles @judespoision
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your phone
shouldn’t have****
yourusername
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yourusername: seeing you tonight, is a bad idea right?
user1: who are you seeing?
user2: mother listening to olivia rodrigo
danielricciardo: seeing who?
yourusername: it’s a song daniel
danielricciardo: 🤨
user3: daniel is just like us fr
pierregasly: you’re so 🥵🔥
user4: pierre in the comments 💀
user5: carlos is back in the likes i see
your phone
two days later…
7 days later…
yourusername
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yourusername: and i told my friend i was asleep but i never said where
user1: in whose sheets
user2: is this….carlos?
danielricciardo: so you’re a liar
yourusername: im not😇
user3: she’s insane for this
user4: who is he?
user5: my gf got bagged
charles_leclerc: who is he and why were you wearing that?
arthur_leclerc: i don’t think she was wearing that
lorenzotl: let her live
yourusername: thank you lo❤️
user6: this is so cute and funny
yourusername
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yourusername: oh i love triplets
user1: OMG THEY’RE FRIENDS?
user2: the second pic i’m speechless
matthew.sturniolo: can’t wait to see you again
christophersturniolo: NICK LOOK AT MATT FLIRTING
nicolassturniolo: SHUT UP CHRIS LET HIM SHOW HIS RIZZ
yourusername: guys😭
user3: her and matt would make such a perfect couple
your phone
carlossainz55
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carlossainz55: been training a lot, especially cardio 😜
user1: omg
landonorris: there are kids on this app you muppet
user2: you’re kids
carlossainz55: real
user3: guys this is not rebecca
user4: did he cheat?
user5: who is this
charles_leclerc: we can see that mate😂
yourusername
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yourusername: maison de maman avec lorenzo❤️[pretend that’s pascale and lorenzo pls]
lorenzotl: i missed you little one
yourusername: missed you too lo
user1: she left the states before de gp?
user2: she is in monaco and she is stunning
danielricciardo: you should’ve stayed
charles_leclerc: maman❤️
user3: not him ignoring lorenzo pls😭
pairing: oscar piastri x landos bestfriend!reader
summary: lando norris locks his two bestfriends in a broom closet in hopes that they’ll stop hating each other.
notes: one of the longest smau’s i’ve done! reminder that comments and reblogs are so greatly appreciated <33
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lando.jpg: How can i get my bestfriends to stop hating each other?
view comments below!
oscarpiastri: You can’t.
lando.jpg: ☹️
oscarpiastri: You can pout all you want. We will never get along.
lando.jpg: Why must you break my heart 💔
user1: it’s been a whole year lando…i don’t think they’ll ever get along
user2: NEVER SAY NEVER
user3: oscar this, lando that, can we talk about how good y/n looks?? 🙄
yourusername: THANK YOU!! nobody appreciates my beauty anymore 😒😒
oscarpiastri: What beauty?
yourusername: die?
user4: LMAOO
yourusername: maybe if, he who should not be named, wasn’t so annoying, we could actually get along!
oscarpiastri: I’m not fucking voldemort you can say my name
yourusername: o-os🤮c-ca🤮🤮🤮🤮 no i just can’t.
oscarpiastri: Oh and i’m the annoying one??
yourusername: yeah! you are!
oscarpiastri: @/lando.jpg Control her.
lando.jpg: Guy please, can’t we all just get along 😞😞
yourusername: how would getting along with he who should not be named, benefit me??
lando.jpg: It would make me really really happy 😁😁
yourusername: i couldnt give less of a shit about your happiness lando
oscarpiastri: See? She’s a horrible friend, me on the on the hand would never be so mean to you.
yourusername: you told lando he looks like big bird two days ago?
user5: for two people who hate each other, they sure do talk a lot…
danielricciardo: Why do they even hate each other so much? 🙄🙄
lando.jpg: Oscar spilled his drink on y/n the first time they met. He refused to apologize. she refused to forgive him.
yourusername: you forgot to mention that my shirt was $300 😐😐
oscarpiastri: FIRST OFF who in their right mind buys a 300 HUNDRED DOLLAR SHIRT???!?!? and SECOND OFF, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I refuse to apologize for something that wasn’t on purpose.
yourusername: this is why your mom loves me more.
oscarpiastri: She does NOT.
nicolepiastri: …
oscarpiastri: MUM????
yourusername: i know that’s right.
user6: oscar and y/n would be so cute together if they stopped being so IMMATURE
user7: they should just #kissandmakeup
user8: me patiently waiting for the enemies to lovers 🧍♀️
user9: you’re going to be waiting a LONG time…
charles_leclerc: I think it’s time to give up on the idea them being friends mate 😢
lando.jpg: I SAY WHEN ITS TIME
user10: charles is just sick of getting caught in the crossfire 😭
user11: OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONCE WHO NOTICES THAT ???😭😭😭
user10: NOO I DID TOOO!! it’s like every time oscar and y/n are having a glare-off charles somehow ends up right in between them
user11: AND THEN HE JUST STANDS THERE LIKE 🧍♂️
maxverstappen1: Just lock them in a room and let them fight it out 🤷
lando.jpg: Wait a damn minute…
yourusername: LANDO NO.
oscarpiastri: Absolutely not.
— y/n has posted new photos!
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yourusername: p2, and now movie night in max’s movie theater <33
view comments below!
user12: cutting oscar out of the photo is DIABOLICAL WORK 😭😭
user13: oh to be y/n l/n :((
user14: y/n is literally living the DREAM
user15: the way y/n made SURE you could see that she cut oscar out of the photo
yourusername; i have no idea what you’re talking about ?? 😓😓
oscarpiastri: Get off your phone and watch the movie 🙄
yourusername: stop staring and me and watch the movie 🙄
user16: clock it y/n!!!!!
landonorris: Did you really have to crop out oscar?
yourusername: yes!
user17: landos trying so hard 😞
user18: they’re all having a movie night 😞😞😞 ??
user19: I SHOULD BE THERE 💔💔💔💔💔
maxverstappen1: This movie is so funny!!
yourusername: it’s brokeback mountain?
maxverstappen1: And it’s hilarious! 😂
user20: MAX WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUTAIN ??!?!??
user21: max thinking brokeback mountain is funny is so him ??
charles_leclerc: This movie is so sad 💔💔💔
yourusername: yeah charles we all see you crying :(
user22: charles crying over brokeback mountain is SO HIM !!
user23: is everyone just in there phones during the movie?? 😭😭
oscarpiastri: Nope! just she who should not be named 🤷
yourusername: the unoriginality is disgusting!!
maxverstappen1: I’m going to, as the kids say, expose everyone. @/oscarpiastri has not stoped staring at y/n all night.
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername hasn’t stopped staring at a photo oscar on her phone.
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maxverstappen1: @/landonorris has eaten 2 whole pizzas.
maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc is crying like a baby.
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo keeps awkwardly laughing at the worst moments.
maxverstappen1: @/georgerussell63 keeps taking photos of his abs
maxverstappen1: @/lewishamiliton is secretly wiping away his tears
maxverstappen1: @/alex_albon has been whining about missing ‘his lily’ all night
maxverstappen1: @/carlossainz has gotten up to pee 10 times in the past HOUR
maxverstappen1: And @/logansargent has been hugging a teddy bear for the past 2 hours.
maxverstappen1: That’s what you ALL GET for not having MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE AND BEING ON YOUR PHONES.
yourusername: damn okay….
alex_albon: Can you go get me my jacket in the closet? I’m kinda cold 🥶🥶
yourusername: yeah sure? 😭
user24: something’s brewing..i can feel it.
landonorris: @/oscarpiastri Can you go get me my beanie in the closet? My ears are cold
oscarpiastri: Yeah sure
— 3 minutes later!
— 7 minutes later!
— 2 hours later!
— y/n has posted new pictures!
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yn.jpg: max’s door didn’t stand a chance against MY muscles 💪(ft, jimmy the cat♡♡)
view comments below!
user25: oscar in the likes?????
user26: wait a minute…
maxverstappen1: Don’t worry i won’t make you pay for it 😚
yourusername: you locked me in a room with oscar. i wasn’t paying either way.
maxverstappen1: FINE. 😒😒😒
user27: did she just…say oscar name?
user28: in the whole YEAR oscar and y/n have known each other, y/n has NEVER said his name WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
user29: something happened in that closet
landonorris: Hello, I am Lando Norris, and I would like to publicly apologize for locking my dear friends (especially Y/n) in a closet. It was stupid and inappropriate of me. I hope to gain back their forgiveness.
user30: did y/n make you do this?
landonorris: No… (yes pls help she’s locked me in my room and won’t let me out)
yourusername; i’ll let you out once you’ve learned your lesson.
oscarpiastri: Nice kitty.
yourusername: thanks!
georgerussell63: Um, what the fuck is this?
charles_leclerc: Maybe management took over Oscar’s account?
oscarpiatari: No? It’s me?
charles_leclerc: Oh! Then what the fuck is this?
user31: something DEFINITELY happened in that closet. why are oscar and y/n actually being civil????
landonorris: I don’t know but it’s scary.
yourusername: do i have to confiscate your phone too?
landonorris: No! Sorry i’m learning my lesson 😞
carlossainz: Hahaha 😂 Lando is such a loser
yourusername: do i have to take your phone to carlos? 🤨
carlossainz: NO, no i’m sorry 😔
user32: is it finally happening?…the enemies to lovers we all wanted 💔💔
user33: your telling me landos plan actually worked and y/n and oscar are being civil now ??
user34: dare i say…oscar and y/n would be a cute couple
danielricciardo: Why are you and Piastri being cool with each other?
yourusername: isn’t this what you all wanted??
danielricciardo: Yeah…I guess we did…didn’t we?
landonorris: I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!!
yourusername: you’re still in trouble, come give me your phone.
landonorris: Okay 😞
— oscarpiastri has posted new photos!
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oscarpiastri: Second date, kinda nervous. (She taught me that)
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landonorris: Second date and already making it instagram official? You’re so whipped 😒
oscarpiastri: Didn’t you want us to get along better?
landonorris: Yeah, GET ALONG, not GET TOGETHER 😒😒
user35: GET TOGETHER??? EXCUSE MEEEE
user36: THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!! IT HAPPNED IT FUCKING HAPPENED. FUCK EVEYONE WHO TOLD ME I WAS DELUSIONAL FOR SAYING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?? ME! I WAS!
user37: did i just step into a parallel universe where y/n and oscar are dating? because what the actual fuck is going on
maxverstappen1: 😨.
user38: SEE!! EVEN MAX IS ASTONISHED
user39; the period after the emoji is KILLING ME 😭😭
georgerussell63: Is that Y/n????? @/charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: No? It can’t be?
yourusername: it is
charles_leclerc: AHHHHHHH
georgerussell63: AHHHHHHHH
user39: we did it ladies and gentlemen…after one whole year, the enimies to lovers has finally happened 🥲🥲🥲
landonorris: WE??? NAH BABY ME!! ALL ME!!
yourusername: heart heart
maxverstappen1: 🤨
lewishamilton: 🤨
georgerussell63: 🤨
landonorris: 🤨
logansargent: 🤨
charles_leclerc: 🤨
schecoperez: 🤨
danielricciardo: 🤨
carlossainz: 🤨
yukitsunoda0511: 🤨
fernadoalonso: 🤨
totowolff: 🤨
mclaren: 🤨
yourusername: OMG HE BOUGHT ME A REPLICA OF THE SHIRT HE RUINED, I FORGAVE HIM OKAY???
user40: only the seconds date and he’s already posting her?? oh he’s obsessed.
oscarpiastri: Well, yes!
user41: 3 days ago they hated each other so much ??? what happened ???
yourusername: i’m a really good kisser
user42: DO YOU GUYS TGINK THEY KISSED IN THE CLOSET???
user43: maybe we do have lando to thank…
⋆ ୨୧ ⁺ ∿ papaya wag vibes . . .
if oscar wins today im posting a smau about him ( thinking about a plot
GUYS THIS IS JUST 😲
✮⋆˙ when carlos breaks reader’s heart, lando is ready to mend it
✮⋆˙ ex!carlos sainz x singer!reader | bestfriend!lando norris x singer!reader
✮⋆˙ warnings: cheating, alcohol consumption, carlos is an asshole
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yourusername
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yourusername: the lips i used to call home
maroon is yours now x
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landonorris: tattooing maroon on my arm rn
↳ yourusername: ah i love having a fan
↳ landonorris: im proud of you
↳ yourusername: i love you with my whole broken heart
user1: so mom and dad are really over uh
user2: THE HEARTBREAK
user3: the marks they saw on my collarbone the rust that grew between telephones 😭😭😭😭 WHYYYY
lilymhe: yn WHY would you even write the fucking legacy lyric. i’m about to break up with alex so i can sign this properly
↳ alex_albon: excuse me?
↳ alex_albon: well maybe we could take a 3:39 break to sing it tbh
↳ yourusername: please DONT <3
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f1gossip
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f1gossip: Carlos Sainz spotted in a Melbourne club with model Rebecca Donaldson after just three weeks of breakup with singer and wag of 3 years yourusername. Not only that, but if you scroll down on our page you can find that this girl is the same that was on a yacht with Carlos about two months ago 👀
tagged carlossainz55 yourusername
user1: so he really did cheat uh
user2: after 3 years i was waiting for a ring, not this :(
user3: not bffname liking this lol pls
↳ bffname: i mean if he cheats he should at least be held accountable
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↳ user3: LANDO?!!!!
user4: yourusername just ruined carlando forever
↳ user5: please go to therapy
f1gossip
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f1gossip: this ex couple won’t stop giving us content! Carlos Sainz and ex girlfriend yourusername seen outside a cafe arguing. Apparently he left her there crying by herself :(
According to one of our sources she was crying because of the alleged cheating from his part, and he was being insensitive about her feelings. The worst part for us? he blamed her music and touring for the downfall of the relationship 😳
tagged: carlossainz55 yourusername
user1: is he INSANE?
user2: damn who does he think he is 💀
user3: she deserved it tbh
user4: maroon hits different after this
user5: so he can says he cheated bc she was on tour but she never did even though he is always around the globe driving?
↳ user6: please and she was always with him at every gp, even arranging tour dates so they could be together 😭
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yourusername ig stories
replies:
landonorris: damn
landonorris: when did u get hot?
↳ yourusername: when i hit puberty
↳ yourusername: when will it be your turn?
↳ landonorris: haha 🙄 omw to pick u up
lilymhe: tell me that’s song lyrics PLEASE
↳ yourusername: hehe 😈
part 2 coming soon x
sorry if there are mistakes english is not my first language
hmmm hello?!?
send me smau recs for me to read
just realized i forgot to put the reason of the break up 😀
melbourne anymore l oscar piatri x ex!reader
summary; where oscar and yn decide break up but they’re not very good at staying friends.
fc; madison beer
warnings; english is not my first language, kinda sad but cute, inspired by “kansas anymore” by role model <3
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yourusername
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yourusername oh f1 you’ve been good to me! thank you to @redbullracing for inviting me for the weekend and congratulations @maxverstappen1 on your win, amazing performance! 🦁🧡🏆
user1 first we don’t hear about yn for months, and then when we hear is f1 related AND about max…… WHAT HAPPEN WITH OSCAR
user2 yall i think they broke up
redbullracing thanks for coming queen! hope to see you again soon! our writing’s on the wall tell us you’ll be back 👀💙💙
yourusername 💙💙💙
user3 that last part is kinda sus
user4 what is yn up to
maxverstappen1 thank you yn!! hope to see you again soon!
yourusername hope to see you again soon to max!
user5 this friendship is amazing
yn’s phone
a month later….
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri thank you australia for this weekend, felt good to be home! 🇦🇺🦘🐨
user1 yn liking oh man…
user2 the friendship bracelets 💞💞💞
user3 yn is in australia, you think she was there?
user4 great race osc!
yn’s phone, first is the night after the race, second is the morning after
a few weeks later…
f1gossip
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f1gossip spotted! oscar piastri walking around the paddock with a new girl! we haven’t seen him with a girl since he broke up with yn, seems like he moved on! we love to see him happy😁😁
user1 im pretty sure that’s norris sister
user2 lando would never let this happen
user3 yeah look at his happy face 😑
landossister that’s me! he was just keeping me company cuz my brother abandoned me, i also happen to have a boyfriend so please confirm everything before you post things like this, thanks!🧡
(ps. do you have any ideia how hard it is to find a photo of this man with lily where he isn’t all smiley and giggling????????? this man is IN love)
yn’s phone
moths later…
yourusername story
replies:
user1 oscar???
user2 who’s the musician guy?👀
yourbestfriend FINALLY
yourusername it’s coming out today i can’t belive
yourusername do you think people will like it?
yourusername what if he gets mad
yourbestfriend they’ll like it
yourbestfriend and he’ll be proud just like i am
yourusername i love you
yourbestfriend i love you too
yourusername
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yourusername heyy!! so i’ve been working on something for a few months now and i am more than proud to announce that my first album just came out!! i actually loved how this turned out and i hope you do to🫧🫧🫧🪽 melbourne anymore is now ours in all streaming plataforms 🤍🤍
yourbestfriend SO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU
yourusername I LOVE YOU
user1 i didn’t know you could sing wtf
user2 this is amazing
user3 on repeat
user4 track five omg
user5 this is def about him
user6 mom and dad broke up
user7 a breakup album about oscar was not on my 2024 bingo card
user8 they still in love with each other
user9 superglue is so cute😭😭
user10 OSCAR LIKING😭😭😭😭😭😭
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I dreamt of this day as a little kid back in Australia. A trutly unbelivable feeling. Thank you to everyone who helped me and everyone who belived in me. One down too many more to go 🧡🫧🪽
mclaren SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE
landonorris proud of you brother
user1 OMG OSCAR WON
user2 NOT HIM WINNING AFTER THE YN ALBUM
user3 the emoji choice😟 '
user4 yn must be so proud
user5 i wonder if he heard the album
yn’s phone
let me know if you liked it, and in case you did vote here to decide the ending, thank you for reading it!💞🪽🫧💘🐨