Larrybell - Where Is My Thunderstorm?

Roslin: I’m cold.

Edmure: Here, have my jacket.

Sansa: Hey, I’m cold too.

Sandor: What?! *takes off jacket* I fucking told you to bring more fucking layers but of course you didn’t listen and now *piles scarves on Sansa* I fucking have to make sure you don’t fucking FREEZE to death, but you’re allergic to shirts, so what the fuck did I expect, and *takes somebody else’s hat* how fucking long have you been cold you piece of shit? You should’ve said something sooner.

reblog if you ARE AN ELF, SUPPORT ELVES, or KILLED THE ARL’S SON AT HIS OWN FRATBOT PARTY BECAUSE HE’S A FUCKBOY SHEM

Once again, Sandor Clegane proves the age old truth of- why have a man when you can have a dog?

DLC required

When you can’t figure out damage and adding bonuses to dice rolls:

the Origins PC and companions are genuinely the funniest group of people if you actually think about it, like you got:

The Warden who literally got their job yesterday and was put in charge of saving the world for some reason

the second-most-recent warden who immediately pushed all the responsibility on you and REALLY doesn’t want to tell you who his daddy is because that would mean more responsibility he does not want

this random swamp witch who’s mother may or may not be Baba Yaga but she personally has never been anywhere larger than a small village and does NOT understand human interactions also she can turn into a spider

a bisexual nun who you met in a bar who told you that God told her to tag along with you but actually she used to be a spy and has murdered a lot of people, but also she assures you that she never took vows of chastity so she’s dtf

a grown up child soldier giant man who you got out of a cage for some reason who spends half the time negging you and talking in circles but is apparently into that and also the only thing he likes about your country is cookies

an assassin that was hired to kill you and immediately started flirting with you the moment he failed at doing that and you just thought it was a good call to let him tag along

an elderly woman who has assigned herself the role of group grandmother, really doesn’t want you to fuck or talk about griffins, and also she’s possessed. let’s be real, she probably regrets being in this group

a dwarf who’s wife ended up being a psychopath and a lesbian, so he just decided to skip town with you

a magical construct that has spent the last 30 years getting shit on by birds and just is REALLY pissed off by that

A dog that is able to comprehend human language and uses that ability solely to beg for treats

And the optional:

Literally the guy that you have been fighting against the entire fucking game

Can’t believe it’s been two years...

It’s hard to be positive looking at the state of the kpop industry lately, but hopefully soon our spring will come.

♥ ♥ ♥ You did well, Jonghyun, and you will always be loved  ♥ ♥ ♥

junhong: i failed my safety course today.

himchan: why? what happened?

junhong: one of the questions was "in case of fire, what steps would you take?"

himchan: and?

junhong: well apparently "FUCKING LARGE ONES" isn't an acceptable answer.

For all my writers struggling with weaponry of the sword variety.