Will and Gabriel: *running up to each other* *doing a really long complicated handshake*
Will, deadpan: I’ve never met someone weaker or uglier than you.
Gabriel: You’re so annoying. I hate you so much.
Thomas: What are you doning when you meet someone new?
Alastair: I die
Thomas: ... you can just say hello
Alastair: No, I'm just gonna die
Matthew: MOVE!
Charles: You have room!
Matthew: No, move out. You're like forty!
Charles: ...
Will: I don’t play favorites
[at the dinner table]
Tessa: Jem, can you pass the salt-
Will: Seriously, Tess! What the hell? You really have the audacity to doubt my beloved Jem’s ability to pass the salt? Let me tell you, James Carstairs is a GOD and he can do everything he sets his beautiful mind to, okay? Never let me hear you say such things again!
Tessa:
Jem:
Charlotte:
Church:
Will, sighing: I’m really sorry you had to go through that, Jem. Just so you know I’m here for you and I love you
Jem: Netflix lied to me
Jem: I’ve never seen bad boy types protecting stray kittens revealing to me their soft side
Jem: It’s always me picking up the kittens.
Jem:
Jem:
Jem: Maybe I’m the bad boy
I am so curious to know what kind of personality Gideon Lightwood had before he went to Spain in his travel year. We know he was kind of asshole because Will or Jem (I really don't recall!) mentioned that he was worse than Gabriel (and at time Gabriel was a prideful brat).
It would have been very funny to see a bad boy version of him
Kit, holding a baby carrot like a cigarette: I’m just… over it, you know?
Alec: Hey, you know what?
Kit: What?
Alec: I don’t know, I’m bad at conversation starters
Mark: Hi, I’ve stolen your identity and I’ve been living as you for a week.
Julian: …
Mark: [starts crying]
Julian: [hugging him] hey, it’s okay…
Mark: [loud sobbing] How do you even get up in the morning?
Julian: Shh, I know, I know. It’s gonna be okay.
Jem, staring at his phone: Kit, I have a question.
Kit: What’s up?
Jem: What does “thicc” mean? It has to c’s.
Kit: Uh, well, I- it kind of means, uh, like… I guess it kind of means you have a nice butt.
Jem: …
Kit: …
Jem, squinting intently at his phone, whispers: What the fuck, Lily
Cecily: *loses Gabriel in a crowd*
Cecily: This calls for drastic-
Will: SHUT THE FUCK UP and keep walking
Why pick one favorite character when you can simply adopt every single one of them (except for the Dearborns, they go straight into the trashcan)?
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