Hmmm Why Does My Uterus Hurt And Why Do I Feel Kinda Off. Weird. Surely These Are Not The Warning Symptoms

hello french tumblr. jmlp mort.

how does shanks manage to have some kind of sexual tension with every warlord in the sea whilst also having practically zero screen time. ramona-esque dilf of the east blue. luffy wants to be king of the pirates but is stuck sailing through the several deadly seas of his dad's evil exes. they see the straw hat and it activates their fight reflex. half-convinced that shanks gave it away with full knowledge of this

A friend sent me this picture that I think is very important:

In English: "On June 30th, everyone will have to vote for the New Popular Front, Luke. A true gentleman screws the Front National."

If you can I'm begging you to go vote the 30th

And screw the far right like a true gentleman does

Me like three months ago: Pff One Piece is so long, no way I'm watching the anime, I'll just read the manga. It'll still take me months but at least it'll be quicker.

Me emerging eight days later clutching fics and video essays: WHAT YEAR IS THIS

Come watch Dead Boy Detectives!

We have:

Bitchy boy from Hell

Friendly guy who solves 90% of problems with a cricket bat

Girl with a demon in her head who can see your memories (but not her own)

Anxious shut-in girl who is actually really friendly and colourful

Lesbian whose Big Knife makes up for her awkward attitude

A murderous 300ish year old witch who would unironically call herself a girlboss

Bird

Really tiny, really bitchy iconic duo that feeds on attention

Not a Catboy, but a CatmanTM

Cute librarian :)

A man with a catchphrase who is also a walrus. He will sell you approximately something slightly to the left of what you asked for

A demon with nothing better to do than bother his ex

Victorian girl with a glowing squid for a pet

Immortal CPS worker with too much paperwork

Death played by Kirby Howell-Baptiste

One (1) man with no trauma

The best take on Lilith I've ever seen. That's not a joke it's just my honest opinion

Ghost postman. He delivers the ghost post

me at netflix rn:

(1940s announcer voice) the armpit... the pussy of the torso. and folks what's more is that there's two of them

dear USAmericans,

VOTING WORKS!!!

French people showed up, French people voted, turnout was higher today than it has been since 1997, and we kicked the far right to 3rd place

a week ago, the far right was the biggest party in France, we were slated for a far right parliament, prime minister, and government

this week, we voted against them en masse and we won!

VOTING WORKS!

you're up next in November! it's very rare we get to say this, but this one time, take example on the French! show up and vote!

because VOTING WORKS!

on the sixth day god created white tank top with no bra and he saw that it was good