I Want Boopies For The Boopmageddon

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Julius Caeser's assassination was the last time everyone in a group project did their part.

"Found you."

I read an AITA post a few weeks back about a woman who liked having snacks in the bath when she's had a long day (a result of residual trauma iirc - the bath was her safe space). Her brand new husband of three weeks, a man twice her age who had no job, made her pay all of his bills and do all housework, and spent all day every day gaming because he wanted to make it as a Twitch streamer, had always been fine with this; but, on the day in question, had whisked her bath snacks out of her hands as she was on her way to the bathroom and tried to bin them, telling her it was time to 'break her of that filthy habit in his home'. She told him if he ever actually paid anything towards the house she owns outright he might get a say, took her snacks back, and had her lovely bath. He was since giving her the silent treatment.

(Obviously the judgement was an avalanche of 'NTA and also he's abusing you', which she agreed with, and decided to kick him out, so happy ending.)

Anyway I told my husband about this and he was outraged. "I would never do that!" he told me, furious. "I would find it adorable if you had bath snacks!"

Since then, every time I try to have a bath (which I only do as a rare treat) after about ten minutes there has been an anxious scrabbling at the bathroom door.

"Elanor!" he says. "Do you have bath snacks? Do you need anything?"

My answer is irrelevant. He brings me wine and poptarts. Now I have bath snacks. I'm a bath snacks person. Last time he was literally sleeping on the sofa when I went for the bath. Somehow this still happened. I now have an eager bathroom butler. How did this happen. I have never been so decadent yet bewildered.

Fitting that he's giving katakuri flowers

I see a valentine in your future 💕

Fairy flowers appreciation post

thank you furries, thank you self insert fanfic writers, thank you "mary sue" oc creators, thank you sparkledog/cat creators, thank you cosplayers, thank you otherkin, thank you "weird" gay people & "weird" trans people, ppl with xenogenders, neopronoun users etc, thank you goth & emo & punk & scene ppl, thank you everyone with over the top / outlandish fashion styles

thank you to everyone who expresses themself and their interests no matter how "weird" or "cringe" they may be . youre all incredible and u make the world a more vibrant and wonderful place just by being here :]

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There's a small part of me that hasn't known peace since I found out about this

(Scraped ending) THIS IS SAD YET A SICK CONCEPT (in a good way)

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