Ashton Talking About Not Eating Until 2pm Everyday Is Not What I Needed To See Today
ashton talking about not eating until 2pm everyday is not what i needed to see today
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just did!
barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend
Yes, your ship having sex is cool but have you considered them domestically living together and cuddling on the couch during rain?
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Sirius Black/Barty Crouch Jr. Characters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, James Potter, Peter Pettigrew, Regulus Black, Barty Crouch Jr., Dorcas Meadowes
Additional Tags: Implied Sirius Black/Remus Lupin - Freeform, Implied Regulus Black/Barty Crouch Jr - Freeform, Hate Sex, Door Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Sirius Black and Barty Crouch Jr hate each other, Regulus Black & Sirius Black Have a Good Relationship, Japanese Sirius Black, Korean Barty Crouch Jr, Barty Crouch Jr. is a Little Shit, Cocky Barty Crouch Jr, can't believe this isn't a tag wth, They/Them Pronouns for Sirius Black, Dom/sub Undertones, Ziya Says Fuck Too Much
Summary:
‘Have a problem with that mouth you keep running. Consider yourself lucky no one has come and shut it for you yet,’ Sirius spits, ready to turn around and leave it at that.
‘Why,’ Barty grins. ‘Wanna be the first to try?’
Or, Sirius thinks someone is really ought to teach Barty how to shut the fuck up.
I can be your boyfriend. I can also be your girlfriend. The options are limitless. Except it has to be gay
sometimes repeating the same information back in your face is funny
sometimes it also backfires :P (everything backfires when it comes to Deadpool, just give up Miguel, he is planning on 100% that sidequest)
when i listen to best friends i always hear ‘i love that ass and body’ and i refuse to look up the real lyrics bc this is too funny
