Shave Your Legs.

Defenestration

i'm so jealous of people with such expansive and sophisticated vocabulary like for the love of god please stop using words i've never even heard of

This is my other wattpad book please check it out as well

Wolfstar and Drarry oneshots (on Wattpad) https://www.wattpad.com/story/263133870?utm_source=android&utm_medium=tumblr&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=Saffire078&wp_originator=10YAc4xkoVOYS89bizlHOLfMGDhLlHqDxVWNQ73PKbqq86GzoOenEL9bmBEf4ktkDZTO6p76P%2Flc42zQu%2FpgTl%2F9%2FfZ8p9Ly51XWa86OBp2PdYcpONlLJw1f9koL3sCJ

Just some investors for you lot The general trigger warnings. Self harm depression death ECT. Oh and also SMUTTTT

So I have read several people complaining that they can't be expected to know the "unwritten rules" of fandom. So here's what I wish people knew:

Fanfiction is fiction.

Fictional people are not real.

Fictional people do not have rights.

Fictional people cannot be abused.

Reading or writing about something does not mean the desire to do or support it in the real world.

If I find art upsetting/triggering/disgusting/outraging/unpleasant/squicky/distressing/offensive, it is on me not to read it, not the creators and hosts to remove it.

Curate your own experience. The back buttons exist for a reason.

If you don't trust yourself to do that, get someone you trust to do it for you.

Fandom is an adult space. Adults create and own and host fandom spaces. If minors want to participate, then the onus is on them and their parents/guardians/trusted adults to ensure they participate appropriately, not on strange adults to stop being adults.

You often don't know the assault status or mental health status or neurotype or race or nationality or religion or gender or sexuality or age of a creator or consumer, and they do not have to disclose to you to justify their fantasy.

AO3 is not a safe space. It is not intended to be a safe space. Proceed accordingly.

Just because you don't like something or find it offensive doesn't mean it is a "problem" that "has to be dealt with".

Most characters in anime are not white.

There is no onus on you to reblog or share anything.

Everyone makes mistakes in fandom and is less than their best self sometimes.

Persistent pseudonyms encourage long term relationships.

Ship wars are stupid.

Someone else enjoying things does not impact on your own enjoyment of other things.

Tagging and warning is a courtesy, not a requirement. Assume any fic might contain untagged content.

Rating is an imprecise art, not a science.

Don't hassle IP creators.

Most people who are in fandom are hoping to make connections based on a shared passion.

Trying to profit from transformative fanworks puts us all at risk.

No one is obligated to share your head canon or fanon.

Being kind rarely fails to pay off.

It is okay to block and remove people who make your experience unpleasant. You don't have to placate them. (Learn from my mistakes).

Britpicking is a good thing.

You don't have to justify why you like a canon/pairing/trope/kink. Sometimes navel gazing is fun, but you don't have an obligation to explain yourself, especially to strangers. I share the overwhelming desire to refute an unfair accusation, but the people accusing you are rarely doing so in good faith, so you're batting a losing wicket.

I'm not your Mum. (Well, okay, a very few of you can call me Mum or Mom, but if you are one of them you already know who you are ❤️)

If you aren't mature enough to take responsibility for your online experiences, you aren't mature enough to be in fandom spaces.

MY BROTHER IS LETTING ME READ IT. IM SO HAPPY. but he said if I hurt the book he will take away my bed frame so I gotta be careful.

Please go check out my books. Also I'm sorry for spamming I just have nothing else to do and like I'm gonna succumb to such mortal things such as sleep.

Here's a little snippet from the first one.

A glass smashed overhead as Walperga Black aimed a glass vase at the head of her oldest child. 

"HOW DARE YOU." She screamed "HOW DARE YOU THROW DIRT ON THE NOBLE HOUSE OF BLACK. YOU ARE NO SON OF MINE. GET OUT. OUT YOU FILTHY FAGGOT." 

Sirius could still hear his mother's screams as he walked out of the house. She took it better that expected. He smiled to himself as he messaged a boy called James Potter, he was an old friend they got to know each other while at boarding school together and soon became inseparable.

hey mate I just came out she took it better than I thought

I only got kicked out and had a vase thrown at my head but other than that I'm ok

I'm heading over to yours now

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN 'ONLY'?

SHE COULD HAVE KILLED YOU!

IF YOU DIDNT KNOW ME YOU WOULD BE HOMELESS!!

ok but James I do know you and she didn't kill me

Look at the bright side mate

And I have left that shit hole I had to call home

I'm moving in with you

Coz ya know I got disowned and I get to enjoy your mums cooking all the time

Speaking of which can you ask her to make some cookies for when I get there?

Shes already on it. Me and dad are on our way to pick you up so stay put you dumbass 

Ok I'll be at that coffee shop that you saw that cute girl that made you swoon over her eyes

Ight see you soon

And I do not swoon

K

What ever floats your boat

Fuck you

Siruis walked up the street to the cafe, it was only a two minute walk but people were looking at him funny, probably Because of the glass shards in his hair and that he had a big fuck off suitcase with all of his belongings. Plus the screaming still emitting from his former house about traitors and filth and what not.

And from my oneshots series,

Sirius black was laying on his bed in his dormitory at Hogwarts singing to muggle love songs at the top of his lungs, while James Potter and Remus Lupin and Peter Pettigrew were sitting in the common room trying to study but found themselves unable to when they heard Padfoot singing.

Although he had a sweet voice he really was quite annoying. Remus , who would usually become entranced by the angelic majesty that was his sweet Padfoot's voice, was getting increasingly alloyed as they were studying for a rather important exam. 

Eventually Remus got sick of Srius and marched up to the dormitory preparing a speech to yell at him. "ALRIGHT YOU RUDDY PIECE OF SH-" however his scentace was cut short as he burst through the door and found all the words knocked out of him as his eyes fell upon a heavenly sight.

Sirius Black was laying on his head propped up by pillows, he was wearing nothing but a white button up long sleeve shirt completely unbuttoned with the sleeves rolled up to his elbows, showing of him muscular chest which Remus was confused about when he saw a couple of tattoos on it (he had only just turned 15 after all), on his bottom half he was wearing nothing but a pair of baggy boxers, that were clearly showing a dick bulge that had grown a fair amount since Moony had entered the room, his shoulder length, black, curly hair was loosely tied in a messy, loose bun on top of his head, over all he looked like a hot mess that Remus wanted to ravish but unfortunately couldn't.

Again; I am sorry for spamming I'm just bored. Please read my stories. Thankyou xx❤

Sirius: last night I was one with perfection

James: heh?

Remus: he's coming up with fancy ways of saying that we fucked.

Peter: *looses appetite*

James: *whispers* we were in the same room as you. Why would you do that.

Sirius: *shrugs* I was horny

Remus: too much info boo

Let's do it

Ok hear me out...

A headcannon that there is no voldy, and therefore no (to minimal and not on psychotic) rivalry and all four seekers (harry, cho, Cedric and draco) like to hang out sometimes to play quiddich and joke around

Also in addition to that either they all have a poly relationship or they all go into separate relationships (with each other). Depending on which you prefer.

And there just fucking HAPPY.

Tea = great

Beer = better

Coffee = zoomie and sore stomach

Fruit juice = the shit

If ur lgbt reblog this and give me ur opinion on tea, beer, coffe and fruit juice

So I found this on the internet

I'm sorry but that defeats the fucking purpose of being non-binary