Me? A Not Ninjago Post? More Likely Than You Think.

Wu: what did you have for dinner

Garmadon: a salad.

Garmadon: well, a fruit salad

Garmadon: actually just grapes

Garmadon: fermented grapes

Garmadon: wine I had wine for dinner

Harumi: I’ll kill your friends, then I’ll kill you

Lloyd: *slides her 5$*

Lloyd: make me first

Ninjago as things I’ve said

Mystaké: bro why do we pay sales tax like how much is this thing? Five dollars? Aight I got a five I can buy this right? Nah man you forgot to calculate the surprise money

Kai: y’all be afraid to moan in your girls ear while I be there like *iphone alarm*

Jay: is ingedtly a valid word

Cole: what if we hid in the bathroom to skip the pep rally (and we were both boys)

Nya: principal makes a dollar, teachers make a dime, I write fanfiction on educational time

(Misako: you’re all 14 or older if you don’t know what your allergic to and how to avoid it.. it’s just...)

Garmadon: natural selection.

Tox: high energy people early in the morning? Where you find all this extra hyper at 6am tf

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

Stocks down

Oh man we're going places

Edna: would you lead us for prayers?

Jay: sure

Jay: in the name of the father, son, and holy ghost

Jay, panicking: head shoulders knees and toes

Jay: turn up your nose strike that pose

Jay: ayyy Macarena