I used to like baby carrots too. Like, it was almost addiction, coming home after school and eating a whole bag of them while watching cartoons. Then, I got glasses, and suddenly, after a while, they didn’t taste as good as they used to. Now, I still eat them, but only drowned in ranch.
Now that I think of it, there is like two bags of them in my refrigerator now. And I got some ranch too. Let me just-
And walked upstairs with a bowl of baby carrots instead.
I didn’t even know we had fresh veggies in the house, but I feel like I’m making the right decision here.
This is me every night. I'm suppose to go to sleep by 10, but I have so many things to look at on my computer, 9:43 suddenly changes to 12:04.
For sharing:
Long-ways | Box-ways
haunted dolls are cool not scary like bro there's a friend in there
Reblog to kill it faster
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
I remember this! Now we have to wait 2000 years until Squidward gets out of the freezer again!
Today is the only day you can share this meme. Precisely 2000 years prior to March 6th 4017. The day Squidward trapped himself in the freezer. March 6th 2017.
reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city
I was watching Markiplier animations, and saw one by lixian that reminded me of that one scene from "Insane in the Mama Train". Four hours later, this was made.
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