Daddy Being 7 Hrs And 5,000 Miles Away Is The Worst Thing That Ever Happened To Me. Not The Horrors,

I wasnt joking about my hair being ridiculously long heheheh PS check out my VISIBLE MEDICAL EQUIPMENT!!!!! a good a1c is sexyyy

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I don't care if Mike is hard and don't call me lemonade

first dom/sub relationship and he sends me money for lube maybe this is what life is about

just got mad at my phone bc I dont know how tumblr works apparently maybe I AM a stupid dumb fucking dog jesus christ

its a wonder how I went from lesbian to gay when I became a man too. I fw lesbians heavy but I dornt. want to touch pussy I already have my own and thats all I need

yeah I was a lesbian to transmasc pipeline but the turning 18, HIM happening to me, asexual, turning 22, pervert slut pipeline hit me even harder.

yeah this blog is for hornyposting but also for me to post the YAOI I WRITE

I sleep soundly knowing my 3 faves (gaga/halsey/ethel cain) are also little perverts who explore feminine sexuality in the music. they do it in a little fucked up little weirdo way too, not how other artists do it. gaga is a monster fucker, halsey posted a bdsm video for a song where the only lyrics I can make out are “are you wet yet//wet yet” and hayden literally has an album called perverts. more of this please. women please be little freaks more. please

my best tip for anyone trying to get back into reading is to remember that you can read books to avoid other responsibilities in ur life and it can become a vice if you play your cards right

I hope this boy sending me puns and stupid memes with long curly hair and a mustache comes on over here and gives me what I want I want to bite him PLEASE

I think Id feed off how awkward he says he is… he says I make him nervous. he could come over and we could smoke and I could lie him in my ikea sheets… let him do whatever he wanted… god someone get this man (me) some ass