Thomas: Don’t worry guys, I’ve got a few knives up my sleeve.
Alby: You mean cards?
Thomas, pulling knives out of his hoodie sleeves: No. I mean knives.
Being a bit soft but the maze runner fandom is genuinely the nicest and friendliest and most down to earth fandom I've ever been in and you are all such wonderful people 💜
Submission reason:
Shot to save the main guy
Propaganda:
The main guy (Thomas) kinda sucks
i was just playing around with an incorrect quotes generator and these are literally all canon lmaoo
Tmr incorrect quotes
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Thomas: my boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?
Minho: punch him in the stomach, when he doubles over in pain kiss him.
Brenda: tackle him
Gally: dump him
Frypan: kick him in the shin
Newt: No to all of those things just ask me to lean down.
(Technically in the books I think Newt is taller not sure lol)
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Gally: You know, Newt gets Thomas flowers everyday I wish you would do that.
Minho: okay
^later that day^
Minho: *hands Thomas a bouquet*
Thomas: uhhh thanks buddy but what exactly are these for?
Minho: I dunno ask gally.
(I couldn't decide who to ship minho with so I just put gally)
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Thomas: Did you have to stab them?
Minho: You weren't there you don't know what they said.
Thomas: What did they say?
Minho: What are you gonna do, stab me ?
Thomas: That's fair
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Thomas:*did something stupid* Can you cut me some slack, Newt? I’m sort of in love.
Newt: that’s really not my problem.
Thomas: I’m in love with you.
Newt: *blushes* Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
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Newt: My hands are cold.
Thomas: Here, let me hold them.
Newt: My lips are cold too.
Thomas: *covers Newt's mouth with his hand*
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newt: Do you feel any better?
Thomas: I feel much better now that you here with me.
*Gally walks in*
Thomas: I feel half better.
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Newt: minho has no survival skills, his need to win has replaced them.
Thomas: That can't be true!
Newt: Watch this.
Newt: Hey minho, race you to the bottom of the stairs!
Minho: *Throws himself out a window*
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Minho: Would you rather kill gally, or—
Thomas: Yes, kill him.
Minho: I didn’t say the other thing—
Thomas: I don’t need to hear it.
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Minho: I really like Eminem.
Thomas: I prefer skittles.
Newt: They are talking about the rapper.
Thomas: Why would they eat the wrapper?
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Newt: You have to apologize to gally.
Thomas: Fine
Thomas: Unfuck you, or whatever.
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Newt: WHO ATE MY BREAD?!
Newt: I'M GOING TO FUCKING K-
Thomas: I did?
Newt: Kiss you and buy some more, you haven't eaten anything today Tommy.
*walking away*
Thomas:
Thomas: hes gone Minho.
Minho, coming out the closet with bread stuffed in their mouth: Twankh uh!
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Thomas: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.
Newt: That's great, Tommy. Especially considering the fact we've been dating for a bloody year.
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Thomas: What is your biggest weakness?
Minho: I can be uncooperative.
Thomas: Okay, can you give me an example?
Minho: No
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Thomas: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.
Newt: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.
Thomas: Absolutely not
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Thomas: Whaddya call a fish with no eye?
Newt, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Thomas:
Thomas: fsh
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Newt: Tommy...
Thomas: Oh no, 'Tommy' in b-flat.
Thomas: You're disappointed.
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Minho: When Gally was born, the gods said, "hes too perfect for this world."
Thomas: Please. When he were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition."
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Newt: Is something burning?
Thomas, leaning seductively on the counter: Just my desire for you.
Newt: Thomas, the toaster is literally on fire.
It’s so low quality but I made it
I leave for one night
ONE NIGHT
and now all of tumblr collectively has a new obsession
So me and my classmates watched all the maze runner movies recently (I had already seen all of them and I had just started reading the books) and my friend hadn't seen the movies so I told her a bunch of lies about what would happen lmao
First I told her Thomas was gonna die at the end of scorch trials and they were gonna try to find a cure for death that's why the third movie was called 'the death cure'
Secondly I told her to look out for minho and I insinuated he died
Third I told her newt was gonna betray them all and that he was secretly a double agent the whole time lol
Fourth I told her that newt was canonically in love with Thomas and they were gonna end up together