#I Am Willing So F***ing Hard Right Now Guys!

TICKETMASTER ISN'T WORKING FOR ME WHY?!

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

Oh, to grab that waist in an embrace. A girl can only dream.😩

His backshots are insane

This is amazing! Thank you @cityofmeliora and @blackbird5154 !

𖤐 Encyclopedia of Terzo 𖤐

I've been thinking a lot about how the personality of Papa III was created. Tobias set the basic framework, the archetype, the cliché from which he drew. But the real implementation of Papa was on stage, where his image developed through improvisation. Some things were conceived on purpose, some were invented on the spot, some came out unplanned, due to circumstances. Papa turned out to be as lively and unpredictable as life itself. In many senses, he lived on stage.

Thanks to the research of concerned fans, there is quite a lot of material. It occurred to me to collect them in one post for those who want to get acquainted with the canonical image of Terzo. This catalogue uses materials from two users, Cityofmeliora's and myself. You can use them for fanfiction or just for your own amusement. So, allow me to introduce Papa Emeritus III!

Cityofmeliora: Transcriptions and facts

Radley @cityofmeliora has an academic degree in Terzo Studies. He did a great job watching probably 100% of the Terzo videos and bringing us some interesting insights about his personality from the Terzo mines.

▸ notes / thoughts on Terzo's characterization (Terzo is so disappointed and depressed and i love him)

▸ Terzo's mom was mentioned twice

▸ quotes on Secondo and Terzo's age gap / the Emeritus brothers having different mothers

▸ TF on the archetype of Papa

▸ about Terzo's height...

▸ Terzo's sweet tooth 🍰🍫

▸ Secondo lied about being able to speak Swedish, and Terzo lied about *not* being able to speak Swedish

▸ according to the Nameless Ghouls, Terzo is better than Secondo because he has hair and is "less smelly" 😂😂

▸ TF breaks character a little too much and accidentally makes it canon that Terzo has a child 💀👶

▸ Who is Mysterious Spectre?

▸ transcript: Terzo's first concert - Linköping, Sweden (June 3, 2015)

▸ transcript: Sweden Rock Festival (June 4, 2015)

▸ Terzo lying about his knowledge of Swedish AGAIN!

▸ Terzo talking about his mom <3

▸ Papa Nihil taught his sons to sing

▸ Terzo hates it when people are bad at clapping 👏👏👏

▸ Terzo knows he's always yapping <3

▸ Terzo is hard of hearing 🦻

▸ Terzo did WHAT in Poland? 😳

▸ Terzo totally not bragging about his Grammy 🙄

▸ Terzo + children 🥰

▸ Terzo had eye infections???

▸ "And it is very important that you respect the fact that there are kids and there are"

▸ Terzo thinks 'Cirice' is a sad song

▸ Terzo getting angry

▸ Terzo's fucked up sore throat voice 🤒

▸ Terzo mentioning Secondo 😎

▸ Terzo mentions his parents 🧑‍🤝‍🧑

▸ Terzo + family 👪

▸ Terzo + being old 👴

▸ Terzo saying quesadillas are his favorite food 🧀

▸ Terzo is NOT a fluent / native Italian speaker 🤭🇮🇹

▸ Terzo + musical instruments 🎹🎸🥁🎺

Blackbird: Observations and analysis

My modest contribution to terzology was an attempt to summarise observations and look inside the head of the mysterious Papa III.

▸ Part 1: Terzo's responsible attitude to work

▸ Part 2: The jokes about height

▸ Part 3: The relationship between Terzo and Secondo

▸ Part 4: The ideas behind the birds and the bees speech

▸ Part 5: Terzo's other beliefs that he broadcast

▸ Part 6: Terzo and his loneliness

Tumblr somehow became a cozy corner compared to everywhere else. It's surprising, but pleasantly so.

how the ghost tumblr community be while the ghost twitter & tiktok implode

Wait…So if he doesn’t have an accent…and that means it’s just Tobias speaking…does this mean, in a way, I’m kind of right about my joke about Swedish!Papa???

What the Hell is going on? Today started so cheerful with Peacefields being released online and now the fandom is imploding?! I know that every fandom goes through this type of phase but Goddamn!

He would be such a good father.😭

Small Child: I need help with my homework.

The Intelligent and Wordly Terzo:

I’m sad about how the whole situation has been going with Jutty Taylor and the other members, because it’s now become something that could be the end of an era. Quite literally.

I know it could happen anyway for such valid reasons too, but I’m sad that it has come to this. I’ve seen calls and viral hashtags and campaigns towards Loma Vista and RSE Management to have four ghouls removed from the band.

Four.

Like when will it stop?

It’s unfortunate that this is how people choose to waste their time, but I wouldn’t put any stock into what a select group of fans are saying and doing to “remove” members of the band. I think it’s disgusting that fans have developed a mob mentality over this. Anyone saying they have “insider” knowledge are full of shit. They’re just playing into whatever fantasies fans have about the band’s direction.

Criticisms of each individual musician are fine and understandable when warranted. Even more understandable are people expressing anger or frustration over serious allegations. However, we are neither judge nor jury re: allegations made by burner accounts on a platform notorious for starting rumors. That’s why I said it’s not our job to investigate them. No one on Twitter is qualified for that.

We don’t know anything that will happen in the future with Ghost. Changes may happen - that was always a possibility. We have no control over that. If Ghost gave in to every whim of a select group in the fandom, though, the band would crash and burn. Fans have got to trust that they know what they’re doing and if people don’t like their choices, they can leave just as they’ve done in the past.

Placeholder until I finish. But what if epic 80s movie?

Who knows when I'll pick this up again, cos the technique I thought would be cool, is actually a pain in the dickens, it's bothered me every stop of the way and now I'm gonna have to fix it