Dream SMP as d&d discord quotes
Tommy: I did the impossible!
Technoblade: no you didn’t go back to class
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Jack Manifold: This is like the "did you know humans and bananas share 50-60 percent of the same dna?!" Mindblowing level
Foolish: .-.
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Tubbo: Mmmm concussions
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Guards: you’re under arrest
Sapnap: no u
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Quackity: WHO HANDLES THEIR ALCOHOL THE BEST
Fundy: Me
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Wilbur: I’m running on 2 hours of sleep and 4 cans of Pepsi
Wilbur: correction 8 cans
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Technoblade: ah orphans i see
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Ranboo: can I yeet him?
Philza: I’ll yeet you.
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Philza: i love how dead and bored you all sound
Watcher Grian looking like he came straight from biblical angel town is my favorite headcanon. Like dude has got ungodly amounts of eyes, big flowy robes, purple magic, and like 4-10 sets of wings. Good for him. I want that. He looks epic.
However may i present,
Ophanim Grian?
The Grian who looks like a cog going through an identity crisis. Grian who floats around like a ufo with no cares. A Grian that feels like he’s been in a kaleidoscope and made it a personality. I want wheel Grian to give a “Be not afraid.” speech and scare the pants off of people regardless. Creepy, biblical, eye-filled, wheel Grian. Please.
Tried reading schlatt’s info on the smp live fandom page. A whole 6th of the page is just nicknames and I’ve already started losing my voice before I even hit the halfway mark.
When you lock eyes with someone after your friend leaves you alone at the party they brought you to.
Ranboo: *plays clock sound* that’s all she wrote.
Ranboo fans: *visible confusion*
Dream SMP lore fans: *screaming*
Unus Annus fans: *IMMEDIATE CHANTING*
mf just say memento mori next time smh
I just had a dream where Grian switched servers and he was the culprit of Dream’s prison escape. Gotta say the plot was looking pretty good and even had some watcher background to back up their friendship. People even had good reactions to the smp coming over to hermitcraft to investigate the godly being who decided his childhood friend should break him out of prison for murders and what-not.