When You Think You’re Doing Well In Class And You Get Your First Assignment Back

Trump writing a term paper:

Sources Cited: 1. You Know It 2. I know It 3. Everybody Knows It

​The fact they got a toddler to actually play Child Silvermane in the 90s Spider-man cartoon is still one of the funniest fuckin highlights when rewatching this series. 😂😂😂😂

Day 4: Two traditional Halloween-ish creatures doing a fusion dance

unmute

OH MY GOD

this comic by umbrex on neopets is fucking hilarious

“Korg, the rock monster played by Taika Waititi himself, is one of the funniest characters in the movie, and introduces himself with a rock, paper, scissors joke when he first meets Thor.

But there’s more. At the end of the film, we see that Korg has accidentally crushed his blade-armed alien gladiator friend, thinking he killed him. Though the alien wakes up, the joke there probably sailed over everyone’s head. Rock beat scissors.

And if you want to go deeper than that, Korg explains to Thor how he tried to start a revolution but failed because he didn’t print enough pamphlets. Paper beat rock.

This is just too good. Too damn good, Waititi. Amazing.”

from Paul Tassi’s “Five Brilliant Hidden Jokes in Thor: Ragnarok”.

if ur feeling desperately sad this summer, wait until it gets dark and half quiet and then open a window. cool air and passing cars are gonna heal ur heart. i promise

“i made a kid cry we’re going to hell”